Virgin with some condom questions.
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SanDguy_22 said:
I hate to burst your bubbles sandy, but the only feelings you evoke in me are those of appreciation and pity. You make me appreciate and value my wife all the more, she's "normal" and truly wonderful loving woman.
And pity, for you Sandy, you're a bitter, angry person and your posts scream of a lonliness that you'll spend a lifetime enduring as long as you keep up your attitude.
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Hey, responding to SanDguy is just encouraging him and allowing him to hijack this thread with his hatred and negativity. I for one think it is is best to ignore his comments and vitrane.
Hey, responding to SanDguy is just encouraging him and allowing him to hijack this thread with his hatred and negativity. I for one think it is is best to ignore his comments and vitrane.
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nah most of that was just a continuation of the insanity speculation mentioned before....
For the most part im just trying to point out that the "innocent fun" that most people go about having ie the drinking sleeping around etc. has consequences beyond what they can see at that precise moment.
Personaly i have so far been the one to suffer the negative effects of other peoples fun. aka some of the stuff i have said before. Though half the time its propably difficult to differentiate me exagerating as a responce to someones "dumb" or irrelavent commentaries... aka those by vixenshe etc.
Just to make the point im not as crazy as i may seem... nor do i whine all that much in real life... though if i get annoyed with someones ramblings about their own fuckups in regards to what i have mentioned before about my experiences with sertain types of other people... i might just tell them off. ( all depends on my mood at the time.)
For the most part im just trying to point out that the "innocent fun" that most people go about having ie the drinking sleeping around etc. has consequences beyond what they can see at that precise moment.
Personaly i have so far been the one to suffer the negative effects of other peoples fun. aka some of the stuff i have said before. Though half the time its propably difficult to differentiate me exagerating as a responce to someones "dumb" or irrelavent commentaries... aka those by vixenshe etc.
Just to make the point im not as crazy as i may seem... nor do i whine all that much in real life... though if i get annoyed with someones ramblings about their own fuckups in regards to what i have mentioned before about my experiences with sertain types of other people... i might just tell them off. ( all depends on my mood at the time.)
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I hate self pitying whiners, if your life sucks so much, go out and get a fucking life instead of sitting on your ass crying like a little bitch. Fuck me! There are little kids in the world starving to death and your being selfish, think yourself lucky your able to live in a nice comfy house with a full fridge
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SanDguy_22 said:
Greeeeeeat.... Bi-Polar AND gay. You go girlfriend.
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Mary Hall
lol.... well atleast the people starving to death have something better to do than whine.... like maybe trying to stay alive.
But if you ask them they start to whine about how hungry they are.. etc and how much pain they are in. I suppose at that point youll go and say somehting in the order of "fuck you... go get a friggin job and buy your self some food... you lazy bum".
But then again thats just my guess.
ABN_Ranger
if you look in the dictionary gay is synonymous with the words
happy and homosexual.
Neither of which really apply.. i would rather go about saying
bitter and disgruntled. Kind of like a postal worker.
lol.... well atleast the people starving to death have something better to do than whine.... like maybe trying to stay alive.
But if you ask them they start to whine about how hungry they are.. etc and how much pain they are in. I suppose at that point youll go and say somehting in the order of "fuck you... go get a friggin job and buy your self some food... you lazy bum".
But then again thats just my guess.
ABN_Ranger
if you look in the dictionary gay is synonymous with the words
happy and homosexual.
Neither of which really apply.. i would rather go about saying
bitter and disgruntled. Kind of like a postal worker.
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Well, at least yer not denying the Bi-Polar part... but then again, I have heard that denial is the first sign. Oh well. Just remember bro... I ain't here to judge ya, but if you wanna stay in the closet, for gods sake... leave the poor vacuum alone. It's an innocent bystander.
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The vacuum cleaner openings are too small so i got my self an inflatable goat.
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This looks like a really interesting thread but, I haven't had time to read all of the comments yet and I do feel that i should do at least that before commenting on the original question except that, it would seem to me that the person who started all this did just that and hasn't returned.
The thread then seems to have been hijacked by some self pitying, self indulgent, self obsessed person who is not worth the time all you people are granting him thereby fanning the flames of his egocentricity!
But, I wilkl read the rest when I have time and come back to you!
However, on the condom thing, I believe that for the sake of all concerned, they should be used for the first few times and the use of them is or should not be a case of major concern, just let things flow and all will happen, naturally and, as you become more experiened more comfortably!
If it helps.
The thread then seems to have been hijacked by some self pitying, self indulgent, self obsessed person who is not worth the time all you people are granting him thereby fanning the flames of his egocentricity!
But, I wilkl read the rest when I have time and come back to you!
However, on the condom thing, I believe that for the sake of all concerned, they should be used for the first few times and the use of them is or should not be a case of major concern, just let things flow and all will happen, naturally and, as you become more experiened more comfortably!
If it helps.
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SanDguy_22 said:
I'm talking about the full size uprights, not the little ones you can buy for your computer keyboard.
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so am i.....
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Wow... that was a well thought reply... I'm at a loss for words, seriously, that was good. Must have taken ya what, 30 or 40 seconds to come up with it. Damn dude... I can only strive to have those type of snappy comebacks. Can I be like you when I grow up?
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some serious answers
what the hell is going on here? the poor guy asks for some sexual advice and is treated like a deviant. so here are some serious and respectful answers, although i suspect by the time you read this, you will already have been with her (lucky you).
1) Which one is the best? I tried shopping for some, but I wasn't sure which ones were the best.
there is no best, but i) be sure to buy latex and NOT lambskin ... latex will prevent both pregnancy and disease. i would suggest to buy a couple of different sizes to try on at home before you actually are with her so that you know which ones are best for you, and ii) make sure you buy condoms that are actually made for vaginal sex ... a lot of the coloured and flavoured ones are made for oral sex and are not strong enough to withstand the vigors (mmmmmm yeah) of vaginal sex. if you use lube with your condoms, NEVER use petroleum based lube such as vaseline, as the petroleum will dissolve the latex. instead, use a water based lube such as KY, which will be in the same drugstore aisle as the condoms. make sure that it says on the package that the lube is compatible with latex condoms.
practice putting a condom on at home a few times before you actually get to the bedroom with her. a few tips ... i) never rip the package open with your teeth, as you can tear the condom. ii) the condom has to go on a cock that is hard (duh). iii) when you put the condom on, you will see there is a space at the end that hangs out over the tip of your cock ... that is called a reservoir and is what will hold your cum so that it does not spill out of the condom. iv) note that the condom rolls down the shaft of your penis and that it only rolls down one way. if by chance you should happen to put the condom on backwards so that it does not roll down, do NOT turn it around ... instead, throw it away ... why? because the outside has touched your hard cock and may contain a drop or two of precum and therefore sperm cells.
2)When the hell do you put it on? It seems like a mood killer to stop in the middle of things to wrap it up. So, when is a good time?
the best time is probably just before you go inside her, but like others have said, make it part of the foreplay and let her help you ... she will probably be grateful to you that you care enough about her not to get her pregnant. you don't stop in the middle of things, you make it one of the steps of foreplay.
3)Finally, when do you take it off? It seems like it would be awkward to take it off right after.
you take it off immediately after you cum so that your cock does not have time to get soft, or else the condom may fall off inside her. what no one else has said, is when you take it out of her, hold the condom with your hand by its base so that it does not slip down your shaft or even worse, off your cock entirely. the condom will be heavy because it will be full of your cum, so be sure to grip it firmly (the condom, not your penis, although that will happen automatically hehe).
rather than run into the bathroom to dispose of the condom immediately, which can ruin the afterglow, wrap it in some tissues and stay with her to kiss her and talk with her and keep your arms around her ... most guys don't do this and she will love you for it. when you do get up, take the tissue wrapped condom and flush it. don't leave it in her wastebasket to smell and attract her dog, who will eat the cum out of it and leave the condom on the floor.
It seems like I'm kind of fretting over the little things I guess. Well, thanks to whomever replies.[/QUOTE]
you are not fretting at all. you are asking for advice because you want your first time (and subsequent times) to go right and to be right for the girl ... so good for you!!! i hope that if you have already had sex with her that it went well for both of you, and if you are still waiting for your first time, that this helps you.
and by the way, all the above advice applies if a guy is going to screw a guy, too.
please write back to let us know how things went/are going. we care)
sam
what the hell is going on here? the poor guy asks for some sexual advice and is treated like a deviant. so here are some serious and respectful answers, although i suspect by the time you read this, you will already have been with her (lucky you).
1) Which one is the best? I tried shopping for some, but I wasn't sure which ones were the best.
there is no best, but i) be sure to buy latex and NOT lambskin ... latex will prevent both pregnancy and disease. i would suggest to buy a couple of different sizes to try on at home before you actually are with her so that you know which ones are best for you, and ii) make sure you buy condoms that are actually made for vaginal sex ... a lot of the coloured and flavoured ones are made for oral sex and are not strong enough to withstand the vigors (mmmmmm yeah) of vaginal sex. if you use lube with your condoms, NEVER use petroleum based lube such as vaseline, as the petroleum will dissolve the latex. instead, use a water based lube such as KY, which will be in the same drugstore aisle as the condoms. make sure that it says on the package that the lube is compatible with latex condoms.
practice putting a condom on at home a few times before you actually get to the bedroom with her. a few tips ... i) never rip the package open with your teeth, as you can tear the condom. ii) the condom has to go on a cock that is hard (duh). iii) when you put the condom on, you will see there is a space at the end that hangs out over the tip of your cock ... that is called a reservoir and is what will hold your cum so that it does not spill out of the condom. iv) note that the condom rolls down the shaft of your penis and that it only rolls down one way. if by chance you should happen to put the condom on backwards so that it does not roll down, do NOT turn it around ... instead, throw it away ... why? because the outside has touched your hard cock and may contain a drop or two of precum and therefore sperm cells.
2)When the hell do you put it on? It seems like a mood killer to stop in the middle of things to wrap it up. So, when is a good time?
the best time is probably just before you go inside her, but like others have said, make it part of the foreplay and let her help you ... she will probably be grateful to you that you care enough about her not to get her pregnant. you don't stop in the middle of things, you make it one of the steps of foreplay.
3)Finally, when do you take it off? It seems like it would be awkward to take it off right after.
you take it off immediately after you cum so that your cock does not have time to get soft, or else the condom may fall off inside her. what no one else has said, is when you take it out of her, hold the condom with your hand by its base so that it does not slip down your shaft or even worse, off your cock entirely. the condom will be heavy because it will be full of your cum, so be sure to grip it firmly (the condom, not your penis, although that will happen automatically hehe).
rather than run into the bathroom to dispose of the condom immediately, which can ruin the afterglow, wrap it in some tissues and stay with her to kiss her and talk with her and keep your arms around her ... most guys don't do this and she will love you for it. when you do get up, take the tissue wrapped condom and flush it. don't leave it in her wastebasket to smell and attract her dog, who will eat the cum out of it and leave the condom on the floor.
It seems like I'm kind of fretting over the little things I guess. Well, thanks to whomever replies.[/QUOTE]
you are not fretting at all. you are asking for advice because you want your first time (and subsequent times) to go right and to be right for the girl ... so good for you!!! i hope that if you have already had sex with her that it went well for both of you, and if you are still waiting for your first time, that this helps you.
and by the way, all the above advice applies if a guy is going to screw a guy, too.
please write back to let us know how things went/are going. we care
)sam
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This thread is from 2003-04. I imagine that all injured parties are over their butthurt by now.
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please write back to let us know how things went/are going. we care
No, we don't; not any more. The requirement to care has expired, per the Internet Statute of Limitations. Additionally, you will be fined $500 internet dollars for your threadomancy.
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What I'm curious about, is how cyberking even *found* this thread. I mean, what sort of sort/filter are you using to find the 04 stuffs? Mine seems to cut off at 60 days or some such, and I doubt I've ever gone back more than a half dozen pages looking for something specific.
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lizzie: by default it cuts it off to that date range--but that default can be changed. it requires diligence and way too much time on one's hands.
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how i found it
i actually found this thread on another thread (which i don't remember) which i think is an archive thread ... it has headings and topics. when you click on a topic, it takes you to that thread, which, mistakenly, i thought was a current thread.
sorry, folks, i thought this was a current thread. please forgive me
sam
i actually found this thread on another thread (which i don't remember) which i think is an archive thread ... it has headings and topics. when you click on a topic, it takes you to that thread, which, mistakenly, i thought was a current thread.
sorry, folks, i thought this was a current thread. please forgive me
sam
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well, like i said ... excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeee (sam)
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