Waking up in a porno

[Ovidius]

Also, imagine what could happen if a character from "Porniverse" were to come into our. Imagine his surprise when the cheerleaders instead of going down on him screams bloody murder.

 

[Texguy84]

Also, imagine what could happen if a character from "Porniverse" were to come into our. Imagine his surprise when the cheerleaders instead of going down on him screams bloody murder.

I'm reminded of an episode of Friends:

"You know what didn't happen to me at the bank? The cute bank teller lady didn't take me into the vault so I could "Make my deposit" with her!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'm reminded of an episode of Friends:

"You know what didn't happen to me at the bank? The cute bank teller lady didn't take me into the vault so I could "Make my deposit" with her!"

One of my favorite episodes, in fact. I especially like the part when I could recognize one of the actresses on the TV screen....I swear, I know that I saw the Queen of strictly Sapphic pornos....Felicia.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What if a man in a sexless marriage with a prudish wife wakes up in a porno....and she has followed him into it. No matter what she does, she can't stop women from jumping his bones....and she soon doesn't care, because plenty of porn studs soon boost her own libido to the point that she forgets all about hubby. Which leads to a very amicable divorce....even a few ex sex romps for auld lang syne.

 

[Shendude]

What if a man in a sexless marriage with a prudish wife wakes up in a porno....and she has followed him into it. No matter what she does, she can't stop women from jumping his bones....and she soon doesn't care, because plenty of porn studs soon boost her own libido to the point that she forgets all about hubby. Which leads to a very amicable divorce....even a few ex sex romps for auld lang syne.

Me likey.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Me likey.

Thanks. Blame my empathy for those in sexless lives....I naturally want that changed for them. Where better than a porno world, where NO women give a damn about the man's marital status?

 

[only_more_so]

What if a man in a sexless marriage with a prudish wife wakes up in a porno....and she has followed him into it. No matter what she does, she can't stop women from jumping his bones....and she soon doesn't care, because plenty of porn studs soon boost her own libido to the point that she forgets all about hubby. Which leads to a very amicable divorce....even a few ex sex romps for auld lang syne.

Although initially I was opposed to this thought, it could definately fit in as a chapter. The more I think about it, the more I like this being a chain story, especially with interlocking characters and stories. One of the "characters" could be a couple. Although, I'm thinking it might end up as a very open marriage rather than ending in divorce. Afterall, this is a fantasy realm, and where is there room for such negativity as divorce in a fantasy realm?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Although initially I was opposed to this thought, it could definately fit in as a chapter. The more I think about it, the more I like this being a chain story, especially with interlocking characters and stories. One of the "characters" could be a couple. Although, I'm thinking it might end up as a very open marriage rather than ending in divorce. Afterall, this is a fantasy realm, and where is there room for such negativity as divorce in a fantasy realm?

Good point....I was just looking for an excuse for ex sex....which I think is very hot too...though open marriages are even hotter.

 

[only_more_so]

Good point....I was just looking for an excuse for ex sex....which I think is very hot too...though open marriages are even hotter.

Hrmm... Ex-sex. What if they were seperated before they came to porn world? They get transported separately, both live in porn-world for a while, then have hot nasty make-up sex and then a happily open marriage?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hrmm... Ex-sex. What if they were seperated before they came to porn world? They get transported separately, both live in porn-world for a while, then have hot nasty make-up sex and then a happily open marriage?

Oh...best of both worlds...open marriage AND ex-sex....very nice touch.

 

[Texguy84]

Although initially I was opposed to this thought, it could definately fit in as a chapter. The more I think about it, the more I like this being a chain story, especially with interlocking characters and stories. One of the "characters" could be a couple. Although, I'm thinking it might end up as a very open marriage rather than ending in divorce. Afterall, this is a fantasy realm, and where is there room for such negativity as divorce in a fantasy realm?

Duh... courtroom sex!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Duh... courtroom sex!

That's another great angle in a porno world.....plenty of public sex....something about fucking in public that is a serious turn-on....

 

[Texguy84]

I just had a really funny sidebar you could throw into the story. Woman from the "Real World" is speeding and is pulled over by the cops. She demurely accepts the speeding ticket and then goes on her way after the cop walks back to his car, looking confused.

Cut to a scene with the cop talking to a buddy, puzzled and upset that the woman didn't even offer him a blowjob to get out of the speeding ticket, wondering if there was something wrong with his breath or something.

 

[FinnMacCool555]

I can imagine this sort of being like the TV show Heroes, following a number of different people all realizing their sudden appearance in Porno World, and, along with enjoying all the great sex, as the only people in that world capable of thinking about anything besides sex for ten minutes, have to save this Sextopia in some way, perhaps by seducing and defeating a small group made up of that world's (very few) prudes, who are bent on eradicating all sexual desire.

Course, going simpler might be better.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Another thought would be a world where sex IS money...that is it's an automatic commodity. Instead of paying in coins, one pays with cocks and cunts. In such a world, monogamy is viewed as hoarding and frowned upon. Sex has to be widespread....yes, there's a greater risk of STDs...but money as it is can spread disease and without the fun of sex. Imagine supervisors paying their staff in sex, people buying food with sex....you get the picture. Now, imagine a lawyer specializing in sexual harassment law landing in such a world....he wouldn't have the first clue of how to make it....until he learns to barter correctly. I might write such a story myself.

 

[only_more_so]

Another thought would be a world where sex IS money...that is it's an automatic commodity. Instead of paying in coins, one pays with cocks and cunts. In such a world, monogamy is viewed as hoarding and frowned upon. Sex has to be widespread....yes, there's a greater risk of STDs...but money as it is can spread disease and without the fun of sex. Imagine supervisors paying their staff in sex, people buying food with sex....you get the picture. Now, imagine a lawyer specializing in sexual harassment law landing in such a world....he wouldn't have the first clue of how to make it....until he learns to barter correctly. I might write such a story myself.

That's a bit confusing. Since sex is between two people. It isn't like you can give someone sex without receiving sex in return.

Although the phrase "making a deposit" has all new old meanings.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

That's a bit confusing. Since sex is between two people. It isn't like you can give someone sex without receiving sex in return.

Although the phrase "making a deposit" has all new old meanings.

I mean sexual favors....agreeing to do sexually whatever the person being paid wants. But yes, even then the payer gets something back.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Also, another scenario is where a preacher lands in a porniverse....can you picture his reaction when his parishioners turn every church service into an orgy? Talk about "communion"! Brings a new meaning to "organ player" too....

 

[Ovidius]

Also, another scenario is where a preacher lands in a porniverse....can you picture his reaction when his parishioners turn every church service into an orgy? Talk about "communion"! Brings a new meaning to "organ player" too....

WARNING FOR BLASPHEMY!

Haha, I can see it before me. "But reverend," said the young woman. "Even Jesus gave of his flesh for others to eat, so drop your pants and let me suck you."

 

[Shendude]

Also, another scenario is where a preacher lands in a porniverse....can you picture his reaction when his parishioners turn every church service into an orgy? Talk about "communion"! Brings a new meaning to "organ player" too....

An interesting idea.

However, perhaps it would be more interesting not to take the obvious "prudish disapproval" approach.

How about this? Our priest is a properly devout guy. When he observes the ways of this world, including the way in which the Bible is pornified, he must come to the conclusion that, for whatever reason, God wants this world this way...thus producing a conflict of faith.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

So, has anything come of this?

I actually started writing on it a few days ago when I first saw the idea. It'll be in Novels and Novellas once it's finished.

 

[only_more_so]

I actually started writing on it a few days ago when I first saw the idea. It'll be in Novels and Novellas once it's finished.

Don't forget to post a link when you get it posted!

 

[Monazwx]

How about doing it along the lines of Groundhog day.Could prove to be intresting concept.
Dave

That was my original plan. Same day, different scenarios . . .

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

An interesting idea.

However, perhaps it would be more interesting not to take the obvious "prudish disapproval" approach.

How about this? Our priest is a properly devout guy. When he observes the ways of this world, including the way in which the Bible is pornified, he must come to the conclusion that, for whatever reason, God wants this world this way...thus producing a conflict of faith.

For that, a Presbyterian would be best....you know Calvinism with its emphasis on not questioning the "sovereignty of God" and so forth. Ideal for reluctantly accepting such a world, while still being perplexed and trying to not doubt the wisdom of it due to one's religious upbringing. I can see it now, "Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but the Lord works in mysterious ways."

 

[Shendude]

For that, a Presbyterian would be best....you know Calvinism with its emphasis on not questioning the "sovereignty of God" and so forth. Ideal for reluctantly accepting such a world, while still being perplexed and trying to not doubt the wisdom of it due to one's religious upbringing. I can see it now, "Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but the Lord works in mysterious ways."

Not being Christian, I'll take your word for it.