Washing the Car

[sirhugs]

Speaking about rituals of spring how about that first weekend when it is nice enough to wash yur car in the driveway?
Or for college coeds to host a fund raising car wash?

If you aren't old enpugh, or just can't recall the car wash scene in Wild Things, go back and find it. Show how car washing can be as much fun as a wet t-shirt contest, but disguised as more socially acceptable.

All sorts of permutations and combimations possible. Neighbours. Family members. Teacher-student. What others can you think of?

what sorts of "good clean" filthy fun might ensue?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Comedy idea: young women decide to hold a car wash just to pass the time and have some fun teasing. If it’s someone they don’t want to tick off, they keep a shirt and shorts on but if they want to tease they strip down to their bikinis.

Comedy comes from them mixing it up or who wanders up.

1. One of them notice their old high school teachers car and decide to scandalize him a bit. Windows are tinted but they give their wildest show yet, even letting their tops fall off. They then ask for the driver to roll the window down and…it’s his wife or daughter who just wanted to do something nice for him by getting it washed. For bonus fun, girls have to clear up a misunderstanding or have to help them through a queer realization.

2. Van pulls up and the driver is a porn director. Girls decide to give them a show…only they aren’t impressed, so thry and the cast get out and show how you really do a sexy car wash and have the girls stay in the car so they can learn.

3. Grandpa of one of the girls drives up and the girls keep their shirts on but he lets them know with the exception of his granddaughter, he’d like the bikini experience. Granddaughter of course also wants the money so he says that’s fine, she can sit in with him and talk…so they just have a normal grandpa granddaughter talk while he checks out her friends

3a. Grandpa has a friend so granddaughter washes the passenger side while friend/s wash the driver side

 

[sirhugs]

Comedy idea: young women decide to hold a car wash just to pass the time and have some fun teasing. If it’s someone they don’t want to tick off, they keep a shirt and shorts on but if they want to tease they strip down to their bikinis.

Comedy comes from them mixing it up or who wanders up.

1. One of them notice their old high school teachers car and decide to scandalize him a bit. Windows are tinted but they give their wildest show yet, even letting their tops fall off. They then ask for the driver to roll the window down and…it’s his wife or daughter who just wanted to do something nice for him by getting it washed. For bonus fun, girls have to clear up a misunderstanding or have to help them through a queer realization.

2. Van pulls up and the driver is a porn director. Girls decide to give them a show…only they aren’t impressed, so thry and the cast get out and show how you really do a sexy car wash and have the girls stay in the car so they can learn.

3. Grandpa of one of the girls drives up and the girls keep their shirts on but he lets them know with the exception of his granddaughter, he’d like the bikini experience. Granddaughter of course also wants the money so he says that’s fine, she can sit in with him and talk…so they just have a normal grandpa granddaughter talk while he checks out her friends

3a. Grandpa has a friend so granddaughter washes the passenger side while friend/s wash the driver side

No. 2 just doesn't work for me, but no. 3 in my hands would lead to inevitable grandfather granddaughter sex... maybe right there in the front seat while her froends do thewashing and watching?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Yeah, if you’re going that route, may as well go all the way, lol.

“we told you to get a big tip from your grandpa, not the whole shaft!”

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Another idea. Been wanting to do a sentient car or living car.

A self-driving vehicle drives up without a driver. Girls are skeptical but a huge payout in cashapp happens so they go ahead. Eventually they get a message on cashapp saying they’ll get a lot more if they come inside and masturbate.

1. There is a remote operator: maybe someone they know, who is watching them through the cameras

2. The car is sentient and has a thing for women

 

[sirhugs]

Another idea. Been wanting to do a sentient car or living car.

A self-driving vehicle drives up without a driver. Girls are skeptical but a huge payout in cashapp happens so they go ahead. Eventually they get a message on cashapp saying they’ll get a lot more if they come inside and masturbate.

1. There is a remote operator: maybe someone they know, who is watching them through the cameras

2. The car is sentient and has a thing for women

3. the car is equipped with everything need to please a woman. Who needs a real cock? If they can make driverless cars, they can make better than real cocks.

 

[Carnevil9]

I definitely agree that the car washing scene in Wild Things is extremely erotic (and the rest of the movie is pretty good, too!). But another classic is the car washing scene near the beginning of Cool Hand Luke, which probably inspired it. Bunch of prisoners on a chain gang watching a nearly naked woman wash her car and pretty much go nuts. It could result in a wild homosexual orgy back at the barracks.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Flip it: guy is out washing his self-driving car. Making sure to get all the crannies cleaned and applying the wax by hand. Car pings his phone letting him know he should take a break in the back seat.

Car lets him know it appreciates his care so it wants him to enjoy a special new update. Either a console opens up or a wide tentacles slides out and starts masturbating and sucking on him.


Different idea: BDSM/sex club community has a special carWash where subs have to clean cars while naked and make sure their masters and their guests are content at all times.

Then some rando accidentally drives in

 

[ericrodman101]

James Deen has a great car wash porno in which his three teen neighbors help him in order to secretly film him fucking them to blackmail him. It's very hot and sexy.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anthro car porn!

Basically, a shower scene, but at a car wash with the manager and her new hire. "Don't worry, sweetie, Mama just needs you to top her off."

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anthro car porn!

Basically, a shower scene, but at a car wash with the manager and her new hire. "Don't worry, sweetie, Mama just needs you to top her off."

Quotes from Suds and Steam: Tales from the Car Wash

"Oh, Billy, in my gas tank? You naughty boy."
"Drain my oil!"
"Oh, I'm so wet... let me turn on my windshield wipers."
"You wanna look under the hood, big boy?"
"Yes! Pull my antenna!"
"Gee, I've never had anyone touch my exhaust before."
"Wow, those are some headlights!"
"Honey, I'm an all-wheel drive, you'll have to try harder than that."
"They don't call me a monster truck for nothing, baby."
"Objects in mirrors are closer than they appear."
*9004 "trunk" references*

 

[dirk2024]

How about a reverse of the fundraiser trope?

A college frat is raising money for whatever good cause.

On a Saturday morning, the young men show up and remove their clothes, except for the speedo's each man is wearing. It doesn't take long for the area cougars to show up, almost like they have a signal or something. There is an area that's cordoned off with tarps so no one can see what's going on inside. Women who donate a certain amount, are directed to drive their cars into the tarped area. What kind of services to they receive for their large donation?

 

[anthrodisiac]

How about a reverse of the fundraiser trope?

A college frat is raising money for whatever good cause.

On a Saturday morning, the young men show up and remove their clothes, except for the speedo's each man is wearing. It doesn't take long for the area cougars to show up, almost like they have a signal or something.

I just imagined a big Batman-style signal for when the hunky frat boys are doing a car wash

 

[dirk2024]

I just imagined a big Batman-style signal for when the hunky frat boys are doing a car wash

Look! It's the Cougar Cam!

 

[Jay142]

Add a dash cam to whatever scenario you decide to write.

 

[Sign54]

Why not make it lesbian themed??? Think a lady firefighter who has a crush on a woman in the car she's washing.