weird & experimental wanking.

[dolf]

today I attempted supergluing a string to the head of my clit. when I tugged at it the sensation was fabulous *fapfapfap* but the glue wouldn't hold. it peeled off because i'm too wet & sticky.

 

[dolf]

seriously though, the tugging feeling was incredible.

 

[yossi]

That's the worst case of catch-22 I've ever seen.

 

[Garnate]

You're a hardcore bitch, dolf.

 

[dolf]

i'm an underendowed bitch, garnate. I want a big old wang clitty!

 

[JudasIscariot]

Putting an elastic band very tight at the bottom of the shaft. Rub Vaseline all over it, rubber gloves on both hands. Squeeze the shaft till it hurts with one hand and use the other hand in a backwards motion to grip the head and just go nuts.

Works a charm.

 

[Garnate]

i'm an underendowed bitch, garnate. I want a big old wang clitty!

The other half of my brain (Boodle) has a ginormous girl cock. Wearing thongs would be a nightmare what with it slipping out the side all the time.

 

[Fata Morgana]

today I attempted supergluing a string to the head of my clit. when I tugged at it the sensation was fabulous *fapfapfap* but the glue wouldn't hold. it peeled off because i'm too wet & sticky.

Tie the other end to the dog's collar and chuck him a ball. "Tell us what happens!!" they cried.

 

[pete]

i bet it would be fun to straddle one of those old-timey waterfall windmill things, and let mother nature endlessly batter my sac to a blissful release

 

[Aphro]

Putting an elastic band very tight at the bottom of the shaft. Rub Vaseline all over it, rubber gloves on both hands. Squeeze the shaft till it hurts with one hand and use the other hand in a backwards motion to grip the head and just go nuts.

Works a charm.

How big a clit do you need to put an elastic band around the shaft? Let alone grip the head with your hand?

 

[Fata Morgana]

How big a clit do you need to put an elastic band around the shaft? Let alone grip the head with your hand?

He means his cock I think.

 

[JudasIscariot]

How big a clit do you need to put an elastic band around the shaft? Let alone grip the head with your hand?

Seriously?

Good one.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's almost Halloween. My favorite holiday; at least after all the kids are off the streets and I have those sexy pumpkin faces all to myself.

 

[dolf]

The other half of my brain (Boodle) has a ginormous girl cock. Wearing thongs would be a nightmare what with it slipping out the side all the time.

I could live with it.

I once had the coolest dream that it grew 3' long and I shagged some naked girly with it.

I can't even get a grip betwixt finger and thumb.

 

[Garnate]

It's almost Halloween. My favorite holiday; at least after all the kids are off the streets and I have those sexy pumpkin faces all to myself.

I love this

 

[snugglestruggle]

ok so the next time I go to a bar I'll use this pick up line " I have some string and superglue..." Thanks Dolf

 

[Garnate]

I could live with it.

I once had the coolest dream that it grew 3' long and I shagged some naked girly with it.

I can't even get a grip betwixt finger and thumb.

Dolf with a monster cock.....pretty sure that would signal the end of times.

 

[dolf]

It's almost Halloween. My favorite holiday; at least after all the kids are off the streets and I have those sexy pumpkin faces all to myself.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/20260000/ngbbs4aeaeaf483da2.jpg

 

[dolf]

Dolf with a monster cock.....pretty sure that would signal the end of times.

noooo, a monster clit! that's way, way better.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's almost Halloween. My favorite holiday; at least after all the kids are off the streets and I have those sexy pumpkin faces all to myself.

I'm going to paint my face orange.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm going to paint my face orange.

...I'll be in my bunk

 

[Garnate]

I love it when you two flirt.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I could live with it.


I can't even get a grip betwixt finger and thumb.

Have you tried icing it first? You'll find that interesting

 

[dolf]

Have you tried icing it first? You'll find that interesting

it does nothing for me.

 

[snugglestruggle]

it does nothing for me.

It should have made the appendage firmer, you know better grip