Weird sexual things you’ve seen?

[Robert58]

Back in the early 80s I was at the Indy 500 for practice the Friday before qualification. There used to be an area in the first turn called the Snake Pit. Pretty wild party scene where you never knew what you might see. My buddy and I were walking through and noticed a bunch of people around a van. As we got closer we saw two guys and a nude girl standing on top of the van. The two guys would hold the girl by the arms and lower her down the side of the van where there was a line of guys waiting to eat her pussy. One guy would lick her pussy for a few seconds, they would lift her back up and then lower her back down for the next guy. Not sure how long this went on before the cops broke it up.

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

One weird thing I saw was a man using a strap on to fuck his wife even though he had a penis and I didn’t understand the point of that?

Don’t get that at all . If a guy can get an erection and wants to go for a good half hour of fucking then get a cocking. It’s a no brainer and he’s likely going to wear out his partner well before that.

 

[Sgts19]

College with several others watched as a girl was taking all 3 cocks when the bed broke and dropped to the floor they never missed a stroke

 

[Dearelliot]

A GI bar in Berlin in the 50s, a young lady close to 20ish talking to us, three guys sitting at a table with another lady...drinking, and the conversation turned to scars. McElwee from West Virginia had a few stories and the young lady pops up and say's, "See I had an operation," and no shit, she pulls her blouse up, her skirt and panties down and points to a scar on her lower abdomen ending near her nether lips..telling us about her operation...and McElwee tells her "It look to me like you got hit with an axe."

 

[Oshkosh60]

What was that show on HBO? Real Sex? Fucking CLOWN SEX. That's the strangest, most disturbing thing I ever saw.

Okay, when I was first old enough to go into an Adult bookstore I couldn't believe all of the different DVD's they had...... oh craps, thousands and thousands of them. I was looking for one's with Gilf's, even at that young age i wanted to have sex with a grandmother. Anyway, I come to the section that has CLOWN SEX. ! you have got to be shitting me, right? Two years later I am driving through some rural hills near where I lived, and there is a VW pulled over to the side with their flashers on. I stopped to give assistance and as I was walking up to the car, The female clown jumps out and asks me for directions to a certain road. I had no idea, as those hills where transversed with all kinds of roads like a spiders' web. She thanked me anyway and I shuffled back to my truck with a raging hard on. WOW.... didn't see that coming, but I did later.

Not even closest to the weirdest but I can relate.....

 

[Toffer_Guy]

A to-scale horse dick dildo as a strap-on, worn by a woman.

It was my first time seeing a non-human dildo. First time I was shocked, “they make horse dildos?”, I thought then remembered it’s the internet. Of course they make those. Not long after discovered the Bad Dragon company.

 

[dave's thing]

A bump from the past

 

[Oshkosh60]

Don’t get that at all . If a guy can get an erection and wants to go for a good half hour of fucking then get a cocking. It’s a no brainer and he’s likely going to wear out his partner well before that.

The above was commenting on a guy who used a strap on to fuck his wife...... I could see doing that.... but then again I am sixty five and sometimes my little soldier doesn't salute like he used to. I want to make is pleasurable for her and if wearing a strap on would make her experience better then I would do it for her. But that is also why I provide her with oral before we start.

 

[jchtlit]

My ex was in the hospital for an operation on her uterus (nothing serious) and since I worked next door I decided to stop by.

She was lying in bed a few hours after the operation and she seemed ok to me. We chatted a bit and she said want to see and pulled up her hospital gown to show me her stitches. This was not like the prude she was (love to know what was in the IV she was getting) and asked me to let her know what her shaved pussy looked like. It was shaved bare and looked better then I had seen it when we were married. Before I could answer a nurse walked in and pulled her hospital gown down and threw a sheet over her.

The nurse looked at me and said that she was doing that ever since she came back from the recovery room and was showing her pussy to anyone and everyone who walked into her room. I just looked embarrassed and said it looked fine to me. The nurse said thanks, she shaved her before the operation and never expected this reaction from such a prudish woman who never shaved her pussy that close before. The nurse smiled and said that she did a great job of sharing my ex and was proud of her skill, not a scratch. As I agreed that was a beautiful job she did, my ex's husband walked in and asked what was going on and the nurse and I just said making conversation.

I found out later he never knew that my ex was pussy flashing in the hospital but not him. Oh, and the nurse who shaved her volunteered to shave my cock, and she did - never did my cock look that good.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

there are most likely many weird sexual things i seen on the net lol