Weird ways to get off

[lilminx]

My female friend once told me that she could orgasm by using the abs equipment at the gym. It's the one where you grip the handles, hoist yourself up, bring your knees to waist level, then repeat. She said she loved doing them because she was able to orgasm from it.

I used to know a guy who would stick his cock between the mattress and boxspring of his bed and fuck it.

I can get off by rubbing up against a pillow.


What are some ways strange ways you've heard of people getting off? Better yet, do any of you have weird ways to orgasm?


C'mon, confess. It'll do you good.

 

[christophe]

Hmmmmmm I could tell you, but the CIA has forbidden it! but the photos are on file.......

 

[lilminx]

C'mon,Chris! I want to hear all of the details.... what you do, how you do it, etc.

 

[lovetoread]

These days I like to rub my thighs together,but the pillow thing brought back many memories from the early days of self love...

 

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[nasty]

I already mentioned it to Marxist. Do you really need me to tell you, again?

 

[koalabear]

Oh and also if I sit to long, sometimes my "area" will fall asleep.it tingles so much.then I can get off quickly......

Very common among BB users.

 

[lobito]

I think we ALL know how you get off Nasty, thanks, but no thanks on the explanation.

Weird ways, let's see... hmmm, I don't do that stuff...

 

[nasty]

Not to worry. I wasn't going to say anything unless Lilminx wanted me to. And, she knows me too well.

 

[CarolineOh]

These days I like to rub my thighs together,but the pillow thing brought back many memories from the early days of self love...

Good, because I read LilMinx and thought "getting off with a pillow is wierd???"

 

[lobito]

why else would a person need 4 pillows, "just for them"?

 

[Cop4u_69]

My female friend once told me that she could orgasm by using the abs equipment at the gym. It's the one where you grip the handles, hoist yourself up, bring your knees to waist level, then repeat. She said she loved doing them because she was able to orgasm from it.

I used to know a guy who would stick his cock between the mattress and boxspring of his bed and fuck it.

I can get off by rubbing up against a pillow.


What are some ways strange ways you've heard of people getting off? Better yet, do any of you have weird ways to orgasm?


C'mon, confess. It'll do you good.

I date a lady awhile back that could cum by doing pull ups......

I didnt believe her until she should me........

Boy did she cum....I should have kept her...

 

[Voosla]

How do you guys get off with a pillow???

I have read different ways women can get off without touching themselves, like sqeezing your thighs together, but I've never been able to get myself off without direct stimulance. Share in description your techniques, i'm quite interested.

 

[Phoenyx]

Take a loaf of bread.
Hollow it out a bit.
Put some mayo inside and Make a Salami sanwich.


Ive done the bed thing.

 

[boobs]

I have used my shower head <not to strange>

the shower massager setting is nice

 

[amiss]

Not quite what you're looking for...

By myself, I can't really think of anything strange that I've done.
But when it involves other people... I'm pretty sexually volatile. I'm blessed in that I can orgasm many, many times, with varying types of stimuli. I've orgasms without being touched below the waist. Hell, I've even cum from just having my neck nibbled on! When a guy talks to me dirty, if he does it right, I'll cum, without being touched at all.
Sound "strange" enough for ya?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I rub my hand against my cock.

 

[Ishmael]

Hmmmmmmmm

In my younger days I tried the tube that toilet paper was rolled on. Once, just once. It was so tight it was painful. Had to 'peel' the damn thing off. Never tried it again with lube, like I should have used to begin with.

Ishmael

 

[glamorilla]

Back when i was in the seventh grade I got an erection during English class...don't ask me how but i discovered that if I leaned my chair back far enough and just kinda pressed the desk down a little back and forth the rubbing would create the most orgasmic sensations thru my pants to a point where i got so completely lost in it i sort of came in my pants and when the desk slammed back down everyone was just staring at me in shock...My teacher explained it as I fell asleep and fell out of my chair and I got detention for it.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Well, since I discovered Vick's Vaporub last week, I've been having a blast.. I recently lubed up just my asshole with Vicks, and then laid on my stomach, with my ass accesable to air.. just feeling the air on my tingly rosebud made me orgasm.. more than once.

Umm...When I was younger, and still a virgin, I used to use long, slim shampoo bottles to masturbate.. I had to be creative, cus I had no toys, and fingers weren't doing it.

 

[Wiggles]

I rub my hand against my cock.

What a pervert, who let this guy in?

I've rubbed my clit on almost every sort of unmobile, non-living (don't you love Lit? I'm prepared!) house hold object.

Couch arms, the edge of the bed, the bath tub ledge (after covering it with a soft towel).... I was a rather strange kid...

And I've done the pillow thing too, some call it pillow humping, I.e. I've been a pillow humper... I think the first thread I ever posted on was about just that.

So have we decided the Vapo rub things safe? Cause I want to try that one out too...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

like I said in the Vaporub thread, if you can put it in your nose, then you can put it elsewhere.. as long as there are no cuts down there. Just make sure that your lining is in tact, and just put it on the rim of your pussy asshole, or lightly on your clit... you'll be fine.. I haven't had averse side effects, and by morning youc an't feel it anymore.

 

[Spinaroonie]

What a pervert, who let this guy in?

That's what the Dean said.

 

[lilminx]

Whoa- a lot of interesting ways here. I just might have to try that Vicks Vaporub thing. I'm tempted to go out to the store and buy some right now.

Good, because I read LilMinx and thought "getting off with a pillow is wierd???"

Well, I used to think it was very weird. I discovered it when I was about 10 or 11 before I even knew what an orgasm was (although I got many from humping my pillow). I was very ashamed of it- for many years. I've just recently come to terms with it- lol.

How do you guys get off with a pillow???

Well, you kind of hump it. Put it on the floor, or your bed, or your couch- wherever you plan on doing your humping. THen take the end of it and press it against you, making sure that it's rubbing against your clit. Move your hips, grinding against your pillow until you come. I can do it with or without clothes on- it makes for some very quick and easy stress-relief.