Weirdest thing someone at work ever said

[Arogo]

So far, I have heard

"man, I wanna use her ass as a bowl"

I'm assuming he meant like, he wants to eat cocoa puff's out of her ass while I watches cartoons on Sunday mornings or something.


Also, a fairly attractive woman came out of the bathroom and my someone said "man, I should go dip my balls in the toilet", then he tried to high-five me.

Ah, the work place.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

"Yo man I'd really like to fuck a dvd player"

O-o..... yeah I can't really explain that one.

 

[Arogo]

"Yo man I'd really like to fuck a dvd player"

O-o..... yeah I can't really explain that one.

LOL What

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

LOL What

My feelings exactly, I work at best buy, I'm guessing it was a joke that I just didn't get but the guy had a weird serious look on his face. Maybe he has a fetish for mechanics or something who knows.