Welcome Back Kotter...

[Guest]

Er, um, I mean Ezzie. Yeah, that's it! EZZIE! It's been a while, girl. Welcome back. Jump in and join the chaos! We'll get you past 1000 soon enough! I'm sure Sparky missed ya.

 

[Ezzie]

I'm never gonna reach 1000 at my pace... I'm worse than an old lady with 50 items in an express lane. LOL

Thanks for the welcome back though, it's been too long.

 

[Guest]

Fuckin' post more, girl! lol

 

[Ezzie]

Ya see, I would but someone was too busy teasing me about having sex with Gereldine Ferraro and I HAD to defend my honor... she's too old for me.

 

[Guest]

Honor?

You have honor? lol j/k POST MORE BIACH! Ya know, there is that word game thingy over there.... lol

 

[Ezzie]

Yup!

As much honor as your mom had when she blew everyone at band camp that one summer. She told me all about it when she was drunk. LOL

 

[Guest]

She wasn't at band camp, dude. She was in the petting zoo farm at Henry Doorly.

 

[Ezzie]

Tell your drunken mother to get her sex stories straight then, I can't write her bio correctly if she doesn't.

 

[Guest]

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