Welcome, Dillinger!

[Dillinger]

Ummmm......so what's your number again?

You do phone? Oh my.

 

[RawHumor]

He seemed nice. He was the very first friend I made here.

But you seem nice too.

Maybe I'll post a 1/2 a list thread?

Haven't you ever seen any of the Batman shows? The Joker lures you in by acting all nice, but really he can't be trusted.

 

[Guest]

Hello Dillinger,
Have you got AOL membership? If you don't, go and get it. You have to be an AOL member before you can be a newbie.
I've got mine today.

 

[Dillinger]

Haven't you ever seen any of the Batman shows? The Joker lures you in by acting all nice, but really he can't be trusted.

I've been bamboozled?

 

[Dillinger]

Hello Dillinger,
Have you got AOL membership? If you don't, go and get it. You have to be an AOL member before you can be a newbie.
I've got mine today.

Thanks for the tip! I'll do it.

 

[perks]

welcome to lit, dillinger.

Seems you're a pretty popular guy already.

I'm sure you'll lose your virginity in no time.

perks

 

[Dillinger]

Thank you, Perky_Baby... is that really you in the Picture? Your ass is hot!

 

[perks]

Thank you, Perky_Baby... is that really you in the Picture? Your ass is hot!

I'm sorry to say that isn't me in the picture. Druuna is beautiful isn't she?

Thankyou for the misguided compliment, though.
I think your dick is pretty hot.

 

[Marxist]

Welcome Dillinger. Got any porn to share?

 

[Dillinger]

I'm sorry to say that isn't me in the picture. Druuna is beautiful isn't she?

Thankyou for the misguided compliment, though.
I think your dick is pretty hot.

Thanks... its me!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Welcome Dillinger. Got any porn to share?

I'm not really into porn. Sorry.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm not really into porn. Sorry.

Wow... what cha doing on a porn board then?

 

[Dillinger]

I'm here to discuss religion and politics.

 

[perks]

your washington monument looks like the Tower of Babel.

 

[Dillinger]

Its a religious icon.

 

[sunstruck]

Its a religious icon.

Just because you worship it doesn't make it an icon. We'll have to build an altar.

 

[Dillinger]

That works for me. Build away. You'll need a few truckloads of building material and lots of female workers.

 

[RawHumor]

Just because you worship it doesn't make it an icon. We'll have to build an altar.

No, he meant an icon like on your computer. He uses a picture of his penis as his My Computer icon.

 

[Dillinger]

Doesn't everyone?

 

[sunstruck]

Doesn't everyone?

Not if you don't have a penis.

Will there be a virgin sacrifice? Because I think we're going to have a hard time finding one of those around here.

 

[Dillinger]

We might have to settle for a born-again virgin.

So - you have pics of your pussy on your computer? Cool.

 

[sunstruck]

We might have to settle for a born-again virgin.

So - you have pics of your pussy on your computer? Cool.

I do? Where? Shit! That thing has a mind of it's own. Always poppin up where I least expect.

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah.. mine too... always poppin' up. *grin*

 

[sunstruck]

Yeah.. mine too... always poppin' up. *grin*

You have a pussy TOO?? Wow! You don't even need to leave the house!

Ok, this is getting out of control. We need to stop. Regain our senses. Be adults.

 

[Dillinger]

This isn't what usually happens in this place?

I have a pussy - but its not mine... I just get to borrow it every now and then.