Welsh Rarebit's Bare Bits (BBW)

fantasee2006 said:
Oh I like weekends like that....sometimes I don't even bother getting dresses....I'm such a slob! :eek:

ROFL....well, I have to on Saturday, grocery shopping to do....but Sunday's I sometimes don't bother....:D
 
lovemonster said:
ROFL....well, I have to on Saturday, grocery shopping to do....but Sunday's I sometimes don't bother....:D

I have been known to (a very long time ago I might add!)....tuck my nightie in my trousers and sling a coat over it! OMG...the things I reveal about myself on here!! :eek:
 
fantasee2006 said:
I have been known to (a very long time ago I might add!)....tuck my nightie in my trousers and sling a coat over it! OMG...the things I reveal about myself on here!! :eek:

ROFL....I've gone out in my pj's and slippers before...:D
 
lovemonster said:
ROFL....I've gone out in my pj's and slippers before...:D

Yes but have you ever had your car break down on you when you're wearing them? I have.....oh the shame. It taught me a lesson, I can tell you!! :eek:
 
fantasee2006 said:
Yes but have you ever had your car break down on you when you're wearing them? I have.....oh the shame. It taught me a lesson, I can tell you!! :eek:

ROFL....now that would have been embarrassing....:D
 
fantasee2006 said:
It was...it still haunts me...although in my dreams I'm always naked...which is worse! :rolleyes:

LOL....well I suppose it's no worse than being caught at it in the car by the police....now that was embarrassing.... :eek:
 
lovemonster said:
LOL....well I suppose it's no worse than being caught at it in the car by the police....now that was embarrassing.... :eek:

LMAO......oh gawd....what did they say?
 
fantasee2006 said:
LMAO......oh gawd....what did they say?

Well....it wasn't quite getting caught....the story goes like this.....

We were down the local lovers lane (this is years ago when we were first courting) getting frisky....all of a sudden, this police car pulls up right in front of us....mass panic, trying to get clothes off floor...out gets a police officer, walks alongside the car and round the back of it....hubby says he must be checking the car out, so he finishes getting dressed and gets out....no copper in sight....all of a sudden we hear a helicopter overhead, spotlight on, going right over the top of the car....he jumps back in, start the engine and pull round the police car, get halfway up the lane, another police car, the copper in front of it puts his hand up for us to stop....oh fuck we think....rolls the window down...he says, 'can you switch your headlights off until you get to the top of the road please'....then waves us on....we drive off gratefully....go to our local pub, walk through the door (at which point i notice my trousers are on inside out to the amusement of our mates :eek: ) I rush into the toilets to adjust my clothing, when I get back out, we find out a criminal had escaped from a police van and made his escape across the playing fields behind where we'd been parked....mind you, gave the guys in the pub a good chuckle...:D
 
lovemonster said:
Well....it wasn't quite getting caught....the story goes like this.....

We were down the local lovers lane (this is years ago when we were first courting) getting frisky....all of a sudden, this police car pulls up right in front of us....mass panic, trying to get clothes off floor...out gets a police officer, walks alongside the car and round the back of it....hubby says he must be checking the car out, so he finishes getting dressed and gets out....no copper in sight....all of a sudden we hear a helicopter overhead, spotlight on, going right over the top of the car....he jumps back in, start the engine and pull round the police car, get halfway up the lane, another police car, the copper in front of it puts his hand up for us to stop....oh fuck we think....rolls the window down...he says, 'can you switch your headlights off until you get to the top of the road please'....then waves us on....we drive off gratefully....go to our local pub, walk through the door (at which point i notice my trousers are on inside out to the amusement of our mates :eek: ) I rush into the toilets to adjust my clothing, when I get back out, we find out a criminal had escaped from a police van and made his escape across the playing fields behind where we'd been parked....mind you, gave the guys in the pub a good chuckle...:D

ROFLMAO........that's brilliant! That's one to tell your grandchildren...oohh...errrr....maybe not!! lol
 
fantasee2006 said:
ROFLMAO........that's brilliant! That's one to tell your grandchildren...oohh...errrr....maybe not!! lol

LOL...that's done the rounds a few times over the years....as has getting caught by my mother in the middle of a '69'......and breaking 3 beds in our first 6 months of living together...:D
 
lovemonster said:
LOL...that's done the rounds a few times over the years....as has getting caught by my mother in the middle of a '69'......and breaking 3 beds in our first 6 months of living together...:D

Goodness me...you were busy! I got caught in bed once by my dad....I don't know who was more mortified! :eek:
 
fantasee2006 said:
Goodness me...you were busy! I got caught in bed once by my dad....I don't know who was more mortified! :eek:

LOL...well the worst of it was, she went and told all her friends at her 50th birthday party a few weeks later that we were having 'kinky' sex.....we had people coming up to us all night!! I wouldn't mind but we were married by that time as well....LOL
 
lovemonster said:
LOL...well the worst of it was, she went and told all her friends at her 50th birthday party a few weeks later that we were having 'kinky' sex.....we had people coming up to us all night!! I wouldn't mind but we were married by that time as well....LOL

What did she constitute as "kinky?"
 
fantasee2006 said:
LMAO.....I guess it wasn't the "norm" in her day! My mum would have freaked if my dad had ever asked her to do that!! :D

Yeah, it didn't help that as she walked into the room, I turned to look at her with hubby's cock in my mouth....LOL

Mind you, what astonished us is that my sister in law at the time confessed she'd never done a bj.... :confused: :D
 
lovemonster said:
Yeah, it didn't help that as she walked into the room, I turned to look at her with hubby's cock in my mouth....LOL

Mind you, what astonished us is that my sister in law at the time confessed she'd never done a bj.... :confused: :D

OUCH! :eek: I bet she wanted to tell you not to talk with your mouth full! :p

There are a lot of women out there who don't LM, one of my best friends won't....
 
fantasee2006 said:
OUCH! :eek: I bet she wanted to tell you not to talk with your mouth full! :p

There are a lot of women out there who don't LM, one of my best friends won't....

LOL....I just cracked up laughing after the door closed behind her....hubby didn't even know she'd been there!! :D

Yeah, I know....just when it's something so natural to you, it feels weird to be thought of as 'kinky' for doing it....LOL :p
 
Ok....haven't posted pics for a couple of days, suppose I should rectify that ;)
 
lovemonster said:
Ok....haven't posted pics for a couple of days, suppose I should rectify that ;)
Afternoon Monstah baby.. BOY Dublin looks real good today ;) :kiss:
 
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