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lovemonster said:
Well, if you hadn't got a helping hand from the French goalkeeper, you wouldn't have got the goal, so was McLeish tactic to bribe him? ;)

Just funny you talking about artistry when Scotland are the kings of hoof it and hope.... :p

Don't worry, I'm sure those know-nothing-about-football idiots at the FA will find some clueless idiot they can pay millions of pounds to control... :rolleyes:
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what was that old gag about lobbing Semen over 40 yards...involved Brazilians I think *lol*
 
DarkLordFett said:
Morning LM. Hope you had a great weekend. Will catch up on your thread as soon as I can. Have a great day hon.

Another mum, huh? Damn, Lit is just overflowing with UK MILF's, hehe :nana:
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Hey there DLF....weekend was quiet, hope yours was good :)

Yup, I am a mum ;)
 
riftheotherone said:
what was that old gag about lobbing Semen over 40 yards...involved Brazilians I think *lol*
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Jesus, if you can lob semen over 40 yards you should be in the olympics! :p
 
lovemonster said:
Jesus, if you can lob semen over 40 yards you should be in the olympics! :p
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Comeon there monsy girl! :rolleyes: You don't lob semen over 40 yards! :cool: Not even I can do that.

But I can ejaculate it a clean 50 yards if I'm really REALLY horny! :nana:
 
TomOne said:
Comeon there monsy girl! :rolleyes: You don't lob semen over 40 yards! :cool: Not even I can do that.

But I can ejaculate it a clean 50 yards if I'm really REALLY horny! :nana:
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You can? Just how horny do you have to be to do that then? :D
 
lovemonster said:
You can? Just how horny do you have to be to do that then? :D
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Wellllll ... :eek: ... I'm at a bit of a loss on how to describe levels of horniness. I mean, if we're talking about a level from 1 to 10 ... welllllllll ... then that's just plain silly and stupid. There's no way you should limit horniness to a range of 1 to 10.

If you talking about word descriptively ... like "not very", "kinda mildly", "sorta gettin there", "hot to trot", "super excited", or "ready to fuck the hind end of anything that lives and breathes", then that's kinda silly too, because it doesn't seem like it's fine enough granularity.

Soooooooo ... all things considered, I don't know how to answer your questions, monsy babes! :D
 
TomOne said:
Wellllll ... :eek: ... I'm at a bit of a loss on how to describe levels of horniness. I mean, if we're talking about a level from 1 to 10 ... welllllllll ... then that's just plain silly and stupid. There's no way you should limit horniness to a range of 1 to 10.

If you talking about word descriptively ... like "not very", "kinda mildly", "sorta gettin there", "hot to trot", "super excited", or "ready to fuck the hind end of anything that lives and breathes", then that's kinda silly too, because it doesn't seem like it's fine enough granularity.

Soooooooo ... all things considered, I don't know how to answer your questions, monsy babes! :D
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Well, perhaps we should experiment and see how far we can push it... ;) :devil:
 
lovemonster said:
Well, perhaps we should experiment and see how far we can push it... ;) :devil:
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Things generally cum to a stop pretty quick after I've pushed it about 7 1/2 inches! :D
 
I'm not talking to you this morning, monsy girl ...

... or at least not until you mentally get down on your knees, suck me off, and swalow for forgiveness! ;)

So until you do, you'll be missing out on ...

Happy Tuesday Monsy Girl!
:nana:​
 
TomOne said:
I'm not talking to you this morning, monsy girl ...

... or at least not until you mentally get down on your knees, suck me off, and swalow for forgiveness! ;)

So until you do, you'll be missing out on ...

Happy Tuesday Monsy Girl!
:nana:​
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Oh Tommy, I've been mentally on my knees, swallowing for forgiveness for months now... ;) :devil:

Happy Tuesday Tommy! :kiss:
 
lovemonster said:
Oh Tommy, I've been mentally on my knees, swallowing for forgiveness for months now... ;) :devil:

Happy Tuesday Tommy! :kiss:
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OK ... OK! :rolleyes: I'll talk to you! :eek:


Happy Tuesday Monsy Girl!

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:​
 
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