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What Are You Thinking? Continued 6
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Honestly, it's mostly outside my wheelhouse, too. I've never gone seeking sex in exchange for money, and when the possibility has arisen, it's usually made me uncomfortable. However, I am always striking up conversations in places like grocery stores and offering to be helpful, and sometimes it leads to something. The best move for me is to not try too hard. Also, I've gotten further offering to go down than asking to be gone down on. A good man knows his limitations.
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I have never gotten an offer like that. I am clearly hanging out at the wrong grocery stores.
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Yay... Vikings out... Hope my Packers win tomorrow 
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I have never gotten an offer like that. I am clearly hanging out at the wrong grocery stores.
You're probably not missing much. More often than not, I wind up doing some plumbing work or yard work or patching dry wall as a result of my gregariousness. I'm entirely too damned conscientious for my own good. Except for when I'm not.
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I have never gotten an offer like that. I am clearly hanging out at the wrong grocery stores.
I know some good ones near here....
BlackCashmere
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I know some good ones near here....
I’m thinking I’m very happy to see you ((((( hug )))))
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I’m thinking I’m very happy to see you ((((( hug )))))
((((((((Hug))))))))
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Snuggles indeed are currency, at least within an established relationship.
I've no clue as to the exchange rate, though.
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I have never gotten an offer like that. I am clearly hanging out at the wrong grocery stores.
Apparently. I got propositioned at the grocery store and the liquor store just before Christmas by the same woman.
I find that when out shopping, a smile at an attractive woman will draw a smile, a wink, or conversation in return. People like to be noticed - to have someone pay attention to them. Makes them feel good about themselves. If I don’t draw reactions from 3 or 4 women when I am shopping, I’m disappointed.
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I never cease to be entertained by your observations.
Imitation is flattery.
I second this! We just finished watching The Witcher
Only, fair warning, if you watch all of it you’ll end up walking around singing “Toss a coin to your witcher” at random
Truth!!! I enjoyed that show more than I expected, given my general ignorance of video game culture, etc.
Since finishing Witcher, we've revisited Meat Eater. Much to learn there about cooking; whether or not procuring ones own table fare from the wild is your cup of tea.
Thanks! That's a bit of an overstatement, but I'll take it.
Snapchat does all manner of things to make one's face more appealing than an ordinary camera lens.
Thanks...but I'm just filtered that way!
Wooo it’s a good Saturday for me!
Looking gorgeous Blade!
And HB, I’ll have to go have a listen now
My end of the bargain
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91785643&postcount=2791
Ok, so...confession time. I didn't mean to narcissisticly hijack the thread of ponderance to promote my mug. In trying to catch up with SNG's back and forth negotiations, I mistakenly replied here instead of the face thread, where the banter was occurring in parallel.
Please accept my apologies.
If you don't, well... I fart in your general direction.
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When asked how did I get that black eye, I'll have to make up something really cool because getting whacked in the eye by the effing dogs tail, isn't cool. Nope, not at all.
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I never, ever, know what's going on.
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I’m not laughing I swear
right? lol ... as I sit here with a bag of frozen peas on my face
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You can find everything on Amazon... but, I got a guy.
Laughing what's left of my ass off....
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You can find everything on Amazon... but, I got a guy.
Devious "I know a guy" Faralicious
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All the best ones make up their own body bags so as not to leave a trail.
Just saying'.
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There's always bagless disposal so that chipmunks get dinner....
Oh, the cycle of life....eat or be eaten....
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Bagless has it's hazards, too - leaves evidence in the trunk of the Caddy.
Anyway. I'm already feeding the chipmunks enough.
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Color me surprised by the lack of commentary on "eat or be eaten" you know, this being Lit and all....
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Color me surprised by the lack of commentary on "eat or be eaten" you know, this being Lit and all....
What’s the expression? All is fair in love and contract killing?
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