AWonkyDonkey
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Of course it isn't the England men's team that are currently 7-0 up against China.
What are you thinking?
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TunnelKing089
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So who was that masked man that attacked CM Punk last night? Speculation...
AWonkyDonkey
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I need an editor, I think. This story I'm writing needs it.
angelofthenorth
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train carriages
Tallulah82
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The problem with powering through House is that by Season 7 I'm now getting a bit paranoid about every little thing that is wrong with me. A headache for the fourth day in a row? Brain tumour! Waking up with a funny pain in my side? Obscure cancer!
It's not Lupus. It's not a pulmonary embolism. It's called getting old and not quite taking care of yourself properly, you wanker.
It's not Lupus. It's not a pulmonary embolism. It's called getting old and not quite taking care of yourself properly, you wanker.
MrPimms
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The other problem is you start hearing Hugh Laurie’s voice doing a commentary when wanking.
It beats the C3PO commentary that normally runs through my head.
Tallulah82
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Are you trying to turn me on?
*wonders if I can get AI voice clips of him giving my JOI...*
MrPimms
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I’ll have to record the voice. Just for you.
Do you want the accompanying beeps-weeps from R2?
Oh. God. Now I’m turned on.
Off for a wank.
TunnelKing089
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That's a big full moon coming up in the eastern sky. Pretty. 
snexxer
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I think this is possibly one of the best things I've ever seen on tiktok.
WARNING, IT CAN CAUSE FRIENDS TO FALL OUT......
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRRgEjWq/
F1 GO LANDO
WARNING, IT CAN CAUSE FRIENDS TO FALL OUT......
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRRgEjWq/
F1 GO LANDO
TunnelKing089
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Be a good night for a good game of skeeball and a liver mush sandwich. 
SmilingLez
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Most oxymorons are true
cheekygirl75
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Oxymoron is an oxymoron: "Word breakdown: "Oxymoron" comes from the ancient Greek words oxus (sharp) and mōros (foolish, dull)."
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lily_wall_
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I'm thinking... Is the woman on the main page mrs. santa clause watching mr. santa pull away on his sleigh for his night shift
lily_wall_
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** reads the comment **That's a big full moon coming up in the eastern sky. Pretty.
** starts typing a joke about werewolves **
** looks at your profile pic **
** deletes my comment **
TunnelKing089
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Well I did shave today so no werewolf look at least.
lily_wall_
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Well that's exactly why you're a werewolf...Well I did shave today so no werewolf look at least.
If you were still hairy then you'd be "are"wolf. So now you're either "were"wolf or "will"wolf...whichever is politically correct. I don't wanna cause problems
TunnelKing089
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Nah I'm Methodist but go werewolf every 30 days don't tell anyone.
Tallulah82
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I really don't want to go tonight. But I know I need to. But I don't want to. But I need to. But I don't want to. But I need to.
Peter_Out
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So don't go, come instead. That is, sit at home and play with your Lit-friends
Not that I know where you're going. Would it be on the cards that if you were to go, you would also come?
Tallulah82
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But Daadddyyyyyyy!!So don't go, come instead. That is, sit at home and play with your Lit-friends
Not that I know where you're going. Would it be on the cards that if you were to go, you would also come?
DeusAudivit
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What are you thinking. Well if you must know I am thinking about the currency exchange rate between the Japanese Yen and US Dollars. Also I am thinking about which of the three women at the bar, that after I finish my dinner I am going to take to my bed tonight. However my first thoughts are of my wife Emily as always.
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