What do you call your wee wee?

[MercyMia]

if it cums up missing, might you offer to cum to the rescue?

As a devoted Literotican, how could I *not* cum to the rescue of Thanymajig. I'd have a little barrel of rum around my neck, too, just for emergencies like this, woodmeister.

 

[MercyMia]

I call his the 'soldier" because it comes to attention on my command.

That gives a whole new dimension to the appellation "Private" for military men.

But what does he call *your* wee-wee, done-got-old?

 

[MercyMia]

Although I have never named Hubby's cock and balls, that's what I call them, I did once draw a face on his cock head and then made it sing opera....
I call mine Miss Puss, or my yoni...

Oooh, I'd love to see a picture of a wee-wee (a male one, at that!) singing opera!

And hi, Miss Puss, yoni

 

[John Roberts]

C'mere, John Roberts. Bump my thread. Bump me! And love my chocolate bumps. More bumps all around!

Sigh! My kind of woman. Half a world away and she sings to my libido and she is full of spirited life, her wit makes me smile....as always I hope she will stay a while.

 

[MercyMia]

Sigh! My kind of woman. Half a world away and she sings to my libido and she is full of spirited life, her wit makes me smile....as always I hope she will stay a while.

LOL, John Roberts. And you are gallant and simultaneously sexy.

Now show me your Bob!

 

[SnoopDog]

Tanks, SnoopDog. And Tanks, Samwise the Brave

Oh believe me, 'he' had nothing to do with that post, lol
Snoopy

 

[MercyMia]

Oh believe me, 'he' had nothing to do with that post, lol
Snoopy

I believe you but I just wanted to flirt with him a wee bit.

 

[John Roberts]

LOL, John Roberts. And you are gallant and simultaneously sexy.

Now show me your Bob!

And you my lady are a wonderous delight, your playful nature is wonderful....you sparkle...sweet creature of the moon.

You show me your Mia and I will show you my Bob....

Now speaking of names....do you have one for your little hot bits....mainly I am talking about your lovely chocolate nips?

 

[MercyMia]

Well, John Roberts, you know....flattery will get you just everywhere with me, LOL.

From a suggestion by Tap-Out, I thought I'd call my bumps....

Lady (left bump)

Godiva (right bump)

What do you think?

 

[John Roberts]

Well, John Roberts, you know....flattery will get you just everywhere with me, LOL.

From a suggestion by Tap-Out, I thought I'd call my bumps....

Lady (left bump)

Godiva (right bump)


What do you think?

A good choice I think, as I believe Lady Godiva was a strong believer of nudity and why should such beauty be veiled.
Tis sweet that they be named for bumps is so impersonal......and they always are involved with hugs, get right in the middle of things

 

[MercyMia]

Bob and Mia...comparing notes on bumps....where else could this happen but on the Playground?

What have you named your nipples, Bob?

And hey, thread lurkers, cmon and give a name to your wee-wee

edited to amend: and when I call it a wee-wee, that is NO indication of the size!

 

[John Roberts]

Bob and Mia...comparing notes on bumps....where else could this happen but on the Playground?

What have you named your nipples, Bob?

And hey, thread lurkers, cmon and give a name to your wee-wee

edited to amend: and when I call it a wee-wee, that is NO indication of the size!

Well Mia, my nipples are kind of shy, I have not thought to name them because their reclusive nature.....hmmm.....I must think on this a little.......as who knows my next lover may want a proper introduction....

 

[MercyMia]

Bump!

Well Mia, my nipples are kind of shy, I have not thought to name them because their reclusive nature.....hmmm.....I must think on this a little.......as who knows my next lover may want a proper introduction....

Hi John Roberts

I wish I could rename this thread "What Do You Call Your Wee-Wee and Nips?"



Indeed, proper introductions between lovers' important body parts seems necessary!

 

[John Roberts]

Re: Bump!

Hi John Roberts

I wish I could rename this thread "What Do You Call Your Wee-Wee and Nips?"



Indeed, proper introductions between lovers' important body parts seems necessary!

Indeed where they can dance,dingle, diddle, jump, jiggle, gyrate, rub, secrete and salivate,suck, lick, kiss, carress cuddle oo la la and smoke a cigarette together......
say that fast ten times.

 

[phoenix1224]

I CALL MINE THE COLONEL BECAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY IN COMMAND

 

[MercyMia]

I CALL MINE THE COLONEL BECAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY IN COMMAND

And maybe because he always stands at attention?
Welcome to Lit, phoenix1224. Stay long, post often. Get an AV soon!

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Re: Bump!

Indeed where they can dance,dingle, diddle, jump, jiggle, gyrate, rub, secrete and salivate,suck, lick, kiss, carress cuddle oo la la and smoke a cigarette together......
say that fast ten times.

10 times?

Mia, unknotting her tongue (another important body part)

 

[John Roberts]

Re: Re: Re: Bump!

10 times?

Mia, unknotting her tongue (another important body part)

You are much bolder than I, I did not even try....may I help you with that tongue?

 

[1sexylady]

Hi Literoticans,

From chats and emails with online friends, I've learned that some people name their genitalia. This makes sense to me because we get such pleasure from our cocks and pussies. Why not give them a name and refer to them in the third person, like a good old (life-long!) friend? I named mine "Mia" to associate it with my Lit persona.

Do you have a name for yourself down there?

Come on, tell me, tell me!

I call it ***Mindofitsown***...

 

[John Roberts]

Bumping Mia

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Bump!

Hi John Roberts

I wish I could rename this thread "What Do You Call Your Wee-Wee and Nips?"



Indeed, proper introductions between lovers' important body parts seems necessary!

Oh and my nips are ***suckthemhard and suckthemlong**...

 

[Elmo42]

One Eyed Wilbur

 

[redrider4u]

some I've heard:


gal.......... kootchamalli

priscilla

guy..........herman


jake, the one eyed snake.

 

[John Roberts]

Wooo Hooo! Bumping Mia again.

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bump!

You are much bolder than I, I did not even try....may I help you with that tongue?

Mmphmphgrtzjrt...whew! Thanks for getting *that* sorted out, John Roberts.

And thanks for all the um...bumps!