What do you do in the shower?

What do you do in the shower,can choose more than one option

  • I sing opera

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • I am male and I masturbate alone

    Votes: 20 32.3%
  • I am female and I masturbate alone

    Votes: 18 29.0%
  • I practice head slides

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • I am male and I have sex with my omnipresent cyber lover

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • I am female and I masturbate with my omnipresent cyber lover

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • I love porn

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • I brush my teeth

    Votes: 9 14.5%
  • I just sing

    Votes: 25 40.3%
  • I have real life sex

    Votes: 23 37.1%

  • Total voters
    62

Noor

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I seem to take an excessive amount of showers, all over world it seems, so I was just wondering what other people do in the shower and with whom, real and in spirit?
 
This is going to sound really strange but I use the shower to talk to myself...discuss how my day went, what my plans are and any random thoughts that pop into my head. Some people sing and I have self reflective, introspective conversations it seems. :rolleyes:
 
littleone77 said:
This is going to sound really strange but I use the shower to talk to myself...discuss how my day went, what my plans are and any random thoughts that pop into my head. Some people sing and I have self reflective, introspective conversations it seems. :rolleyes:

That's a great idea! Actually, I play over conversations that I am worried about. I also use the water all around me to drown out everything so I can think about creative things. I often come up with new ideas in the shower.
 
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Noor said:
That's a great idea! Actually, I play over conversations that I am worried about. I also use the water all around me to drown out everything so I can think about creative things. I often come up with new ideas in the shower.

*Nods* Hmmhmm...the shower is the place where all the 'bad' thoughts can get washed down the drain. You wash not only your body but your mind as well.

Even showers can be philosophical.
 
Noor-Noor... i should've known it would be you, my Sister in Questionsville who would create what, to me, is the ULTIMATE thread.

I take on average 3 showers a day...in summer, this number can triple...EASILY!

I'm a pisces so whenever i'm...happy, sad, throughtful, content, hungry, full, angry, horny, frustrated, basically every posible emotion under the sun...i want to immerse myself in water.. plus i can't stand feeling dirty :rolleyes:

What do i do in there? well, when you spend more time in a 4x4 room than you do SLEEPING, you get pretty creative...anything that is WATERPROOF has a place in my shower. I wash, rinse and repeat of course, then condition, then shave, loofah, pummel, brush, answer the phone with my lathered head sticking out of the door - i have a face towel hanging on the door to wipe my hand dry for those phone/shower moments, back to shaving and pummelling. Whenever i have a speech to memorise, or during exam times...my notes are printed up and stuck against the 2 clear glass doors for me to peruse at my showering leisure, the stereo in my shower is better than the one in my bedroom - which is pivotal for those one woman in the shower recitals i give...i mean where are you going to get better acoustics??

The one thing i don't do is...masturbate :D :rolleyes:

That's for every other room... why else would i need to spend so much time getting clean?? :D :p
 
Not to be critical but you didn't include shaving...

I shave my face and head... :)
 
I admit that I sing in the shower. Must be the frustrated American Idol wannabee that's in me :D
 
asian_princess said:
Noor-Noor... i should've known it would be you, my Sister in Questionsville who would create what, to me, is the ULTIMATE thread.

I take on average 3 showers a day...in summer, this number can triple...EASILY!

I'm a pisces so whenever i'm...happy, sad, throughtful, content, hungry, full, angry, horny, frustrated, basically every posible emotion under the sun...i want to immerse myself in water.. plus i can't stand feeling dirty :rolleyes:

What do i do in there? well, when you spend more time in a 4x4 room than you do SLEEPING, you get pretty creative...anything that is WATERPROOF has a place in my shower. I wash, rinse and repeat of course, then condition, then shave, loofah, pummel, brush, answer the phone with my lathered head sticking out of the door - i have a face towel hanging on the door to wipe my hand dry for those phone/shower moments, back to shaving and pummelling. Whenever i have a speech to memorise, or during exam times...my notes are printed up and stuck against the 2 clear glass doors for me to peruse at my showering leisure, the stereo in my shower is better than the one in my bedroom - which is pivotal for those one woman in the shower recitals i give...i mean where are you going to get better acoustics??

The one thing i don't do is...masturbate :D :rolleyes:

That's for every other room... why else would i need to spend so much time getting clean?? :D :p
i knew i loved you for some reason
OMFG,,,i shower like that too
I hate being all dirty/yucky(phew)
damn appy,,,together out water bill would be GINORMOUS
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
i knew i loved you for some reason
OMFG,,,i shower like that too
I hate being all dirty/yucky(phew)
damn appy,,,together out water bill would be GINORMOUS
oooh in our newlywed house we need to build a shower ROOM with like 50 shower heads!! OMG i forgot to mention how important water pressure is!
and...*grins* that little shower seat that you had ali... ;)
 
asian_princess said:
oooh in our newlywed house we need to build a shower ROOM with like 50 shower heads!! OMG i forgot to mention how important water pressure is!
and...*grins* that little shower seat that you had ali... ;)
damn I miss that,,,,LOL
my showe now is weird
BUT i have an old fashoined claw foot bathtub and thats kewl
the shower curtain is on a circular thingee and i had to hang 2 curtains to cover it all



the mess we could make in there,,,,lol
 
Once in a rare while I will have janey come in and wash me. If she's a good girl I will let her go down on me in the shower. We've done got totally freaky in the shower a couple of times but not often.

Maybe I'm wired weird, but for me, the shower is for getting clean and not much else. 98% of the time I wash my hair and body, and that's it. I'm boring in the shower.

If I had a locker room style shower with 4 - 6 showerheads and lotsa room, I might feel more comfortable getting frisky in the shower, but I don't like the tub I always feel like I'm going to fall out of the thing, and the shower stall is too damned small for both of us. When I win the lottery, my dream house will have a shower ROOM not a shower stall...
 
asian_princess said:
I'm a pisces so whenever i'm...happy, sad, throughtful, content, hungry, full, angry, horny, frustrated, basically every posible emotion under the sun...i want to immerse myself in water.. plus i can't stand feeling dirty :rolleyes:
Aquarius here - which IS water. I usually start the day with a shower, and end it with a bath. It always makes me happy and content. I can plan my day - and then detox from it at the end.
Water is where I am in the best mood. :)
 
Hmm... I masturbate.. thinking of my cyber lover... It is always very intense, and I cannot wait to see one day if cumming deep inside her is as good... I am sure it is. :devil:

I love you HBW :heart:
 
HerHornyGuy said:
Hmm... I masturbate.. thinking of my cyber lover... It is always very intense, and I cannot wait to see one day if cumming deep inside her is as good... I am sure it is. :devil:

I love you HBW :heart:
Mmmmmm.. it is always so intense for me too.. and I know it would be just as good with you truly cumming deep inside me, my HHG.. *shivers* :devil: :kiss:
 
I have a new shower thing. I was given this cool face washing toy, so now I spend 2 minutes in the shower just washing my face.

Now I also practice interview question answers in the shower too, and plan my next story.
 
What do I do in the shower?

I think...."wish I had a bigger shower". :cool:
 
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