What does sperm taste like?

[Laurel]

I figured he must've. He and that blonde hooker. I still don't know why he & Meadow even hooked up - they're nothing alike. She's such a whiner, and he's such a blockhead. Guess it's just a Mafia kids thing.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm talkin' scalding hot...

 

[Never]

I don't really know.
Maybe it's salty? (They do call it seaman)

What do they call it when you have sex with vegetables anyway?

 

[Amaretto]

Since Paulie's car is missing, I'm assuming the Russian took it with him when he left to go home. Paulie and Chris are gonna be in for a world of shit when the Russian mob come after them for revenge. I can't wait!
Now, on the subject of the taste of sperm, the only time I ever got snowballed was the night I lost my virginity (20 years ago this October 16). I distinctly remember thinking at the time that I agreed with a porn story I had recently read where an asian woman compared the taste to that of bamboo shoots. If my wife were awake, I'd ask her for you. Hope this helps.

 

[Samuari]

I don't really know.
Maybe it's salty? (They do call it seaman)

What do they call it when you have sex with vegetables anyway?

Good clean fun

 

[Simply Me]

For some reason, if a man eats celery, the taste is not near as salty.. but salty all the same. The same applies to a woman (or so I'm told), it does depend on the diet that they have. And if they had a greasy hamburger and fries that day.. look out.. ughhhh.. So I guess the answer is ..you taste like what you eat..

 

[cymbidia]

I don't really know.
Maybe it's salty? (They do call it seaman)

A good whale and a bad whale were swimming along in the ocean when they spied a ship. "Let's hose them," said the bad whale. The good whale reluctantly agreed and they dove to the bottom of the ocean to fill their blowholes with the coldest water. Then they raced to the surface and sprayed the ship and sailors. The whales swam away, laughing. "Let's go back and eat the sailors," suggested the bad whale. "Absolutely not!" responded the good whale. "Aw, come on," urged the bad whale. "It'll be fun!" "Look," said the good whale angrily, "I agreed to a blow job, but I will NOT swallow seamen."


KM? I know you know what sperm tastes like. I know you know it varies from man to man, diet to diet, and depends a lot on your own mood, too. I can only assume you're serious in your request so i'll give you a serious answer (notwithstanding the whale joke but, dammit, Never started it and you know it!).

Color/Clarity: Universally white and opaque.
Smell: Uusually clean and free of off-odors. Sometimes possessing pleasant to unpleasant varietal aromas, depending on the diet of the supplier.
Taste: Mild to moderate bitterness across the palate. Salty topnote. A surprising hint of smoothly bland sweetness in the finish.

Good enough?

 

[Siren]

Hahaha Cymbia Piggie face....

 

[Merelan]

Okay. It varies, we all know that. It varies even with a guy, depending on what he has eaten etc.
Now for the all important question. I again confess my utter ignorance to the entire board, or to whomever reads this thread this far...

What the hell is snowballing. Please tell me as I have an image of someone shoving snow somwhere and it isn't a pretty sight.

 

[Cheyenne]

Of the many things I've learned at Lit, this is one of them.

The woman taking the guy's sperm in her mouth and sharing it back with him, a nice long kiss.

Am I close? I think so.

 

[TinaG13]

What the hell is snowballing. Please tell me as I have an image of someone shoving snow somwhere and it isn't a pretty sight.

I'm glad you asked that question. I didn't know either and was afraid to ask....lol

 

[Merelan]

Tina, I am glad I am not the only one. Leave it to me though to pipe up and ask. Usually they tell me without making me feel too stupid.

 

[TinaG13]

Tina, I am glad I am not the only one. Leave it to me though to pipe up and ask. Usually they tell me without making me feel too stupid.

LOL Well, in the long run, in order to learn something you don't know, the best way is to ask. It does always feel great to know you're not alone though.

At least we'll have each other for company in front of the class with our dunce caps on!

 

[Merelan]

Is that all we get to wear? Picture that one guys. The two of us sitting in the cornwer in our dunce caps. Waiting for instruction.

 

[Expertise]

The funniest description ever...

A friend of mine from university (Tony aka "Squirm")and I, took these two young ladies (room mates) home from a bar one night.

While my young lady and I were discussing (ok so i'm a slow mover at seduction)her "art", cats vs. dogs and the meaning of life, which we agreed was not 42, Squirm and his femme de jour had retired to her room. A room from which we could hear her giving Tony a very loud and sloppy,which we all know is the best kind, blowjob.

Squirm, being the scumbag that he was, was being very vocal in his appreciation. Appreciation which the seemingly unflappable young lady by my side was studiously ignoring.

Finally Squirm lets out this long roaring groan and comes out with "How'd that taste baby"? (I told ya' he was a scumbag)

There was a brief pause and then the bimbette in question , taking the question very seriously, comes out with " Hmmmmmm.....Kinda' bitter.....kinda' sweet............. kinda' like chestnuts".

We cracked up. Mebbe' ya had to be there.

 

[Naked Hunny]

THAT WAS WORTH AT LEAST A GIGGLE DEAR!

*KISSES*

 

[SpectreT]

I dunno about taste, but aroma and viscosity changes quite frequently with me. Sometimes the mess I've got to clean up is extra-thick, clingy stuff, and smells kind of like starch and bleach, sometimes it almost smells sweet, but I've never quite had the urge to taste myself, y'know? It also seems that the thinner it is, the nastier the smell, but that's just my experiences from erm, cleaning up after myself.

 

[Ulyssa]

Which of course gives a new twist...

To the phrase "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."

 

[Merelan]

So here Tina and I sit in the corner, only wearing dunce caps and no one will help us understand what the heck snowballing is.
Or keep us warm, this corner is chilly. Maybe we should keep each other warm and say to hell with the lesson.

 

[indyweasel]

I think a necklace would look better than a dunce cap on you Merelan. But then again, they might be my selfishness talking

 

[cymbidia]

So here Tina and I sit in the corner, only wearing dunce caps and no one will help us understand what the heck snowballing is.

Okay. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/happy/11zwinky.gif

He orgasmed, spending into her warm wet mouth with abandon while she struggled to hold it all and not swallow. She didn't allow any of the his slightly bitter semen to leak from her mouth either; she had a more erotic future in mind for it. While he trembled with the aftershocks of his pleasure, she flowed up his naked body, her wet heat pressing against his lightly sweating skin as she moved. Lying atop him, she pressed her mouth to his, slipping a coated tongue into his mouth when he opened to her. In this way, she shared the precious ejaculate with him. The white fluid flowed from her mouth to his and back to hers. Small amounts were swallowed by each of them as the deep kiss continued, wrapping them in its drugging spell.

 

[TinaG13]

So here Tina and I sit in the corner, only wearing dunce caps and no one will help us understand what the heck snowballing is.

Okay. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/happy/11zwinky.gif

He orgasmed, spending into her warm wet mouth with abandon while she struggled to hold it all and not swallow. She didn't allow any of the his slightly bitter semen to leak from her mouth either; she had a more erotic future in mind for it. While he trembled with the aftershocks of his pleasure, she flowed up his naked body, her wet heat pressing against his lightly sweating skin as she moved. Lying atop him, she pressed her mouth to his, slipping a coated tongue into his mouth when he opened to her. In this way, she shared the precious ejaculate with him. The white fluid flowed from her mouth to his and back to hers. Small amounts were swallowed by each of them as the deep kiss continued, wrapping them in its drugging spell.

Well, that certainly clears things up a bit, but it's still cold in here.... *snuggles up to Merelan for warmth*

 

[Dillinger]

What the hell is snowballing. Please tell me as I have an image of someone shoving snow somwhere and it isn't a pretty sight.

The responses you received were only partly right. Snowballing refers to sharing cum with another person, not necessarily the one who just came. For example - if a man were to cum in a woman's mouth and she were then to share his cum with another woman. That would also be snowballing.

For those of you requiring diagrams for demonstration purposes:

http://ssom5.hyperchat.com/images/snowball/hi7.jpg
http://soiroom.hyperchat.com/snowball/Cumlover07.jpg
http://soiroom.hyperchat.com/snowball/Cumlover05.jpg

 

[Merelan]

Indy... keep us warm?

Tina now we know. Anyone want to help us with the practise of this? Now that we know the theory? And what kind of final can we expect in this class?
How do we get extra credit?

 

[indyweasel]

I'm always here to provide a heat source for the women of Lit.

I'd be happy to help you practice Merelan. I'm at your service. At seem to say that to you alot dont I?

Did Kitten's party thread finally die?