What happened to

[Juspar Emvan]

My ability to handle beer?

When I was 18 I regularly drank a case (24) a night, three nights a week. Now at 27, I'm most way through mu fourth and I'm on the far side iof the 'buzz' descending into drunkeness atr a great rate of knots.

Yes Canadain beer is a little stronger than New Zealand beer (and a lot stronger than US beer), but still. I feel imasculated. Who want s to see my dick? I feel the need to validate!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

4 beers?

You weak bastard

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oi! Hey I gots an idea, bend over and pretend youse a sheep!

 

[Cheyenne]

You could always post my favorite av if you feel the need for an audience.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

ya know, I'm not sure i still have it

 

[Guest]

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm on my sixth, and I barely even feel a buzz.

And I'm older than you. a little anyways

And I'm a girl.

 

[freakygirl]

I'll take one order of cock pictures with a shot of ass please.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Handling your liquor well is hardly something to be proud of.

 

[lickerish]

psst.. freak.. check his website

 

[freakygirl]

psst.. freak.. check his website

Does he have new ones? because I already saved all the old ones (it was easier to go to "My Documents" than go to his webpage )

 

[La Principessa]

what the hell......

my Kiwi is sick so I'll substitute.

Come on Juspar.......show us!!!

 

[OpposingBalance]

Handling your liquor well is hardly something to be proud of.

How come?
Because it means you're a drunk?

What if you have a really high metabolism?

 

[freakygirl]

I hold my licker by the ears...


oh.. wrong licker.. sorry








I know it's an old joke.. but it had to be said.

 

[Cheyenne]

The av is new, but I like it!

 

[bluntforcemama]

What it means to me is that you drink too much, you have better things to spend your money and time on, it's unhealthy to reach a threshold of tolerance; tolerance to most alcohol effects develops over time and over several drinking sessions (how much money did you spend to get that way?), and the reason you're drunk is because the oxygen-rich blood that your brain, heart, and lungs so badly need are being deprived of purity.

Two out of 3 murders, 1 of 3 rapes, 1 out of 3 suicides, 2 out of 5 assaults, and 3 out of 5 cases of child abuse are connected to the use of alcohol. One out of 2 deaths by fire and drowning are alcohol related, as are 2 out of 5 home accidents. 25,000 American's die in alcohol related crashes every year, or 1 out of 2 fatalities. One out of 2 in-patients in our city hospitals are there because of an alcohol related problem and 40,000 young adults are disfigured by alcohol related car accidents each year.

 

[Laurel]

Juspar = cheap date

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hey mYstie sweetie, you in a taking names, kick ing arse mood?

Actually what happened to my prowess is lack of practice, like aerobic activity. And just like people who put up beauties as their av's when they aren't representative - I don't like taht av of yours.

Freak - I may well oblige, if I can get mu fingers to hit a taget as small as the shutter button. On a side note, is there really a shutter in a digital camera? And if not, what do you call it?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Juspar = cheap date

minimalism = sexy

 

[Laurel]

minimalism = sexy

 

[Juspar Emvan]

What it means to me is that you drink too much, you have better things to spend your money and time on, it's unhealthy to reach a threshold of tolerance; tolerance to most alcohol effects develops over time and over several drinking sessions (how much money did you spend to get that way?), and the reason you're drunk is because the oxygen-rich blood that your brain, heart, and lungs so badly need are being deprived of purity.

Overreaction = sexy

Two out of 3 murders, 1 of 3 rapes, 1 out of 3 suicides, 2 out of 5 assaults, and 3 out of 5 cases of child abuse are connected to the use of alcohol. One out of 2 deaths by fire and drowning are alcohol related, as are 2 out of 5 home accidents. 25,000 American's die in alcohol related crashes every year, or 1 out of 2 fatalities. One out of 2 in-patients in our city hospitals are there because of an alcohol related problem and 40,000 young adults are disfigured by alcohol related car accidents each year.

Good thing the altenator has died on my car then. I wont be a disfigured teen afterall.

No editing posts, it confuses me

 

[bluntforcemama]

Well, that kind of a mood, but not for you. I just was thinking about this kind of alcohol tolerance thing earlier today. Lots of drunk people come into my work. I hate it. Trust me, dear, it's nothing personal.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

The av is new, but I like it!

I was going to say somethintg, but I got distracted - glad you apprive my dear. You are always me second oldest freind here

 

[freakygirl]

Hey mYstie sweetie, you in a taking names, kick ing arse mood?

Actually what happened to my prowess is lack of practice, like aerobic activity. And just like people who put up beauties as their av's when they aren't representative - I don't like taht av of yours.

Freak - I may well oblige, if I can get mu fingers to hit a taget as small as the shutter button. On a side note, is there really a shutter in a digital camera? And if not, what do you call it?

Juspar, you know better than to ask me any technical questions.. Now go figure out how to take naughty pictures of yourself, before you sober up and chicken out.. (yeah, like that is possible )


And Myst, the av... I don't like it either. The picture is fine but the words bother me..

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I really do recommend a towel.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Well, that kind of a mood, but not for you. I just was thinking about this kind of alcohol tolerance thing earlier today. Lots of drunk people come into my work. I hate it. Trust me, dear, it's nothing personal.

Given my current tollerence - I'm think I'm on your side of the argument? I'm still looking for an invite to your occasion, I want to kiss the bride.