what happened with the sexual roleplaying awards?
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doctor_insanus
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I'd like to stand up for all the mere mortals around here... but I'm afraid time constraints prevent it.
As always, save some for me, Merelan!
As always, save some for me, Merelan!
Merelan
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Doc, you're leaving us. when you get back I might let you give me a backrub or front rub... or....
Whew, sexy... we are in trouble. I say start with ourselves and let them join in where ever they feel they are best suited. Holding out my hand. There is a quiet glad over there, with soft grass, a light breeze, a conveniant stream and no bugs or rocks. Tis made for love.
Whew, sexy... we are in trouble. I say start with ourselves and let them join in where ever they feel they are best suited. Holding out my hand. There is a quiet glad over there, with soft grass, a light breeze, a conveniant stream and no bugs or rocks. Tis made for love.
ariosto
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Migrant Standing I Guy and the Alien Head Thingy Man assume their positions on either side of the voluptuous nymphs who have dicarded their wispy duds and are tiger keen with anticipation.
I Guy, prepares himself by loosening his trousers and spitting on his hands...
I Guy, prepares himself by loosening his trousers and spitting on his hands...
Thor's Hammer
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........damned fickle mortals. It appear that it is time to fry them for all eternity....
ZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
kitsuke
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Am I in Heaven?
So... ummm
*sees Merelan getting in river with Chele*
*makes popcorn and soda, charges $500 for a seat one one of the 18 couches he set up around*
(pssst-don't worry girls, you're doing the best part, you'll each get 35% of the profit
)
*seats sell out in 3 minutes*
(wow.... uh, $500, times 3 guys per couch... times 18 couches...uhh, that's $94,500 for each of you ladies and $81,000 for me... not too bad)
*sits back with popcorn, enjoys the show*
So... ummm
*sees Merelan getting in river with Chele*
*makes popcorn and soda, charges $500 for a seat one one of the 18 couches he set up around*
(pssst-don't worry girls, you're doing the best part, you'll each get 35% of the profit
)*seats sell out in 3 minutes*
(wow.... uh, $500, times 3 guys per couch... times 18 couches...uhh, that's $94,500 for each of you ladies and $81,000 for me... not too bad)
*sits back with popcorn, enjoys the show*
Thor's Hammer
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Thor
..........grasping the smoking ruined gowns of the "nubile nymphs nuzzling naugtily" (young too) *cough,cough*
and then - settling his rippling hard muscled body on the edge to watch the "slippery sexy sensual sirens slithering slowly"...(gotcha thats 6-4 for Thor..OMG another rhyme)
..........grasping the smoking ruined gowns of the "nubile nymphs nuzzling naugtily" (young too) *cough,cough*
and then - settling his rippling hard muscled body on the edge to watch the "slippery sexy sensual sirens slithering slowly"...(gotcha thats 6-4 for Thor..OMG another rhyme)
Merelan
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The water embraces us like a sweet lover and we frolic like fauns. Laughing with our lilting lyre like voices. But I am distracted from my bad rhyming by sexychele. She is lovely, a vision, a fantasy. Then men on shore are almost drooling as her breasts bob up and down and her ass sways. I reach for her and emberace her, whispering in her ear. "Do you mind teasing them a bit? Let's see which one becomes bold first?" Then pulling her hair in one hand I force her face upwards to mine, looking into her eyes. Standing frozen, inches from her lips.
