What I did wrong

[Aphro]

The GB is really the best place to create threads looking for sympathy and compassion.

Nor is it a good place to pretend to be an 18 year old gymnast.

 

[Wok]

Nor is it a good place to pretend to be an 18 year old gymnast.

I am an 18 year old gymnast.

I am a hot little number, too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am an 18 year old gymnast.

I am a hot little number, too.

D'you find the Danskins riding up into your crack at inopportune times, tho'?

 

[Aphro]

I am an 18 year old gymnast.

I am a hot little number, too.

I just bet you are.

And I'm a six foot tall Victoria's Secret underwear model.
Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Wok]

D'you find the Danskins riding up into your crack at inopportune times, tho'?

Zumi knows all.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I just bet you are.

And I'm a six foot tall Victoria's Secret underwear model.
Coincidence? I think not.

You jest hold up a cotton-pickin' minute there with your tall tales, model missy!

Reckon I don't see much underwear bein' worn 'round your there parts!

Harumph!

 

[JinXed]

I was carded the other day while buying booze.
I was flattered even though I know she knew I was older than 21.






And while Jennifer Aniston has a great ass it's her perky boobs that I most admire.

 

[Aphro]

You jest hold up a cotton-pickin' minute there with your tall tales, model missy!

Reckon I don't see much underwear bein' worn 'round your there parts!

Harumph!

Ok ok. Not a Victoria's Secret model.

I do own some of their bras though.

I was carded the other day while buying booze.
I was flattered even though I know she knew I was older than 21.

And while Jennifer Aniston has a great ass it's her perky boobs that I most admire.

Quoted for WTF?

 

[spacekowboy]

Nor is it a good place to pretend to be an 18 year old gymnast.

Who says I'm not an 18 year old gymnast??

 

[spacekowboy]

I was carded the other day while buying booze.
I was flattered even though I know she knew I was older than 21.






And while Jennifer Aniston has a great ass it's her perky boobs that I most admire.

Jinxies boobs are better than Jennifer Aniston.


Trust me on this.

 

[JinXed]

You can't hold a beer while doing backflips. Duh.

 

[gypsyTX]

Ok ok. Not a Victoria's Secret model.

I do own some of their bras though.



Quoted for WTF?

He was referring to a post by the OP who crushes on Aniston's butt.

 

[spacekowboy]

You can't hold a beer while doing backflips. Duh.

That would be a waste of beer, and that is just sacrilegious.

 

[spacekowboy]

He was referring to a post by the OP who crushes on Aniston's butt.

She. Jinxie is all she.

 

[Aphro]

He was referring to a post by the OP who crushes on Aniston's butt.

Ah. Ok. I get it now.

 

[lemonbread]

Who spells McKayla like that?

That's my name. Except it's spelled Michaela.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Who spells McKayla like that?

That's my name. Except it's spelled Michaela.

Michaela Lemonbread, has a nice ring to it. Was your grandfather a baker by chance?

 

[Super-Surprise]

Who spells McKayla like that?

That's my name. Except it's spelled Michaela.

Or was he the Lemon King of Miami?

 

[lemonbread]

No, he spent too much time in prison to work really.

 

[gypsyTX]

She. Jinxie is all she.

Oops. Sorry about that.

 

[pensivepoet]

He was referring to a post by the OP who crushes on Aniston's butt.

The first time I saw Jenn's naked ass was in the early 90's on the cover of Rolling Stone.
I had walked into a convenience store, glanced to the mag rack, and stopped breathing for three minutes.
Been in love ever since.

 

[gypsyTX]

The first time I saw Jenn's naked ass was in the early 90's on the cover of Rolling Stone.
I had walked into a convenience store, glanced to the mag rack, and stopped breathing for three minutes.
Been in love ever since.

I've never seen her butt nor her boobs. Now I'm curious.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No, he spent too much time in prison to work really.

Is this a bad thing or...? Because you said this so casually and now I just wanna know more about you. You're interesting like that, every time you come on here.

The first time I saw Jenn's naked ass was in the early 90's on the cover of Rolling Stone.
I had walked into a convenience store, glanced to the mag rack, and stopped breathing for three minutes.
Been in love ever since.

Yeah. I remember seeing that issue at a street kiosk way back when. A little fuzzed out, but just enough to stop you and make you look.

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/gallery/ec9f5cfadfe84c1670d7e8346c831c43e14e180d.jpg

I also stopped at Cameron Diaz' crotch on this one:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/4/9/15/enhanced-buzz-1662-1365536026-16.jpg

Ahhhh, the '90s. So fucking simple, fun and delusional. We really didn't know what was in store for us, did we?

 

[Not Normal]

Holy fuck there are some creepy mofos in that thread.

This surprises you how?

Why are you seeking forgiveness or approval from an entire forum where most of us likely have no idea who you are?

Nor, do we care

The GB is really the best place to create threads looking for sympathy and compassion.

I am a hot little number, too.

We all know that's true!

Good to see you Wok!

delusional.[/B] We really didn't know what was in store for us, did we?

No, we did not.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Eat ur heart out Wilford!