What is/are the name(s) of your pet(s)?

Stella ~ my now three year old rescue. Fifty lbs. of fun.
 
Edward and Charles.

They replaced Weasel Schnitzel :rose:

But nicknames matter.

Edward will also respond to Eddie, Eddybear, Snoof, Wargasaurious, and Fat Head.
Charles responds to Charlie, PuppaDidymus, and Puppapotamus.
They will jointly respond to Boys, Arseholes or Wargs.
 
Edward and Charles.

They replaced Weasel Schnitzel :rose:

But nicknames matter.

Edward will also respond to Eddie, Eddybear, Snoof, Wargasaurious, and Fat Head.
Charles responds to Charlie, PuppaDidymus, and Puppapotamus.
They will jointly respond to Boys, Arseholes or Wargs.

Ha! My younger brother has a Puppapotamus too!
 
Your. :D

Really, Dolf? After all the shit you give other people? :confused:

Fucksake! In my defense, I rely on predictive text when posting at work.

Also, I don't give people shit. I'm a sweet natured person who is trying to be helpful :)
 
We rescued a litter decades back that we named Queen Arthur, Sir Robin, Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film, and Zoot. Zoot turned out to be a demon that we had to send to the shelter (she chewed the hair off her siblings' tails), but the rest were awesome.
 
I won't get into the names of all our parrots. My cat's name is Grace, though.
 
still have Rosie (our great pyr), baby cat and cat friend (our outdoor cats H's mum named), and now we have Prissy (house cat who goes out whenever she feels like) and Harry (a stray who adopted us and who spends time in and out of our house as he desires).

the chickens are Betty White, Lucky, Hermione, Gretchen and Sybil; H's son decided to drop us off a new rooster yesterday which he said is very well-mannered. He's not yet got a name but seems ok. His eyes don't have that same insane look King Richard's had.. all boiling and angry... we'll see. If he turns into a mental fucker, I've made H's son promise to come get him since i didn't want a rooster anyway :oops:
 
DOC HOLIDAY.

Six and a half pounds of Boss dog.

I am his human. I have joint custody.

Yes, He has me wrapped around his little paw.

The little fart has his own FAN CLUB!
 

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My dog 85 pounds of her and all her weird quirks -Magic and Cat and fat menace Chloe
 
I've been known to call one "shithead" and the other "shit for brains".

But it's said with affection so they don't mind. Especially when I take them for a ride with me in the truck.
 
That makes me think of that line from The Jerk.

Hotel Guest: Don't call the dog lifesaver. Call him shithead.
 
Two dogs, 1 is a Mottled Blue Heeler, the other is a Red Heeler. Cattle dogs, dingo's. The Mottled is named Toby, and Red one if Finn. (Finnegan Micheal Bar Rag Smudge) One likes to roll in the cow shit, the other eats it. NEVER let a cattle dog near your face! gross.
 
Dogs - Tish and Gomez
Indoor cats - Dot and Rorschach
Barn Cats - Patty, Marcy and a local feral that we feed, named Fluffybutt
Goats - Popeye, Murphy, Bugs and Daffy
Rooster - Lucky Ned Pepper.
Hens, do not usually get named per se, we just agree to call them something based on a color or pattern.

 
Marley (golden retriever) and Portia (husky and german shepherd)
Outdoors: Hippity and Hoppity (bunnies). Smoky (cat) started to come around during the wild fires.
 
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