What is the last thing you masturbated to?

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Great thought. If only we could all masturbate together.

Well, hell, what's stopping us, apart from some tired and silly notions regarding propriety and personal boundaries? (And perhaps a few state statutes and local ordinances.) Now I have an old Coke commercial stuck in my head:

♫ I'd like to teach the world to [wank],
In perfect harmony.... ♫
 
Talking to my boyfriend on the phone last night. We were discussing our plans for tomorrow.
 
Hearing my wife tell me what she is going to do to me this weekend.
 
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