What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

I’m sure the Teletubbies fuck each other! 🍑
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Definitely. We all know what those daisies are hiding 😹
 
No no no, he should suck on the yellow ones bent thing, looks like a crooked cock!
Sooo red is on his knees sucking green's BBC, yellow is sitting on red's shoulders having his crooked head cock sucked by green, and purple is on a stepladder above green doing squats. It will be like a glitter bomb going off if they all come at the same time.
 
Sooo red is on his knees sucking green's BBC, yellow is sitting on red's shoulders having his crooked head cock sucked by green, and purple is on a stepladder above green doing squats. It will be like a glitter bomb going off if they all come at the same time.
It’s like a Rubik’s cube, you have fun trying to work out how they all fit together
 
Butch girls. Short haired, flat chested, tshirt wearing, pierced, tattooed, tom boy, probably lesbian butch girls. I'm sure they don't love me...but I love them.
I’m with you on that one. I don’t understand why they turn me on so much but they do.
Recently I’ve really tried to narrow down who turns me on, as in what type. It’s not easy, because sometimes a smokin hot pair of eyes on just about any body form or gender will throw off hours of exhaustive calculation 🙄.
But I am acquainted with just such a one as you describe- non binary, short, intense lesbian, intelligent and personable but not the sort of person you want to piss off, you’d probably have to sneak in the side door of the witness protection program. There is nothing I would like more than to be rode hard and put away wet by them 😄.
On the flip side, I’m also turned on tremendously by smooth slender femme guys.
Life is full of conundrums, I guess.
 
for years, i have taken pics for our south new jersey parish and our diocese ... for their use on their websites, newsletters, archives, promotons, special events, etc. i also take pictures of neighborhood events and get-togethers, school events, and did the same for work and client events before i retired. so i have a ton of clothed pics of ladies from these events. I jerk off constantly to these pics,
 
I have a nice sized cock, just under seven inches and quite thick. But after a run (or any physical exertion) and shower, it really shrivels up. I can basically invert the whole thing. I love to lie naked and take pictures of it looking as small as possible. I’ve snapped some that are basically just the tip and the slightest bit of foreskin. I can also get it so that it fits in a bottle cap.

I love to share these pictures with dominant women I chat with on the web and pretend that I have a tiny, useless cock. It’s clearly all tied into my submissive and cuckold fetishes. Last year I exchanged emails with such pictures and fantasies with a woman from literotica. She made me jerk off to gay porn she selected and cum in a glass and swallow it. I took pictures of it on my tongue and swallowed my own cum for the first time.
 
I wouldnt call it weird that it turns me on, but weird that it came out of nowhere. I never understood the foot fetish, I never shunned or thought it was weird just didn't understand it. Then about a month or two ago I played with my wife's feet as a joke but found it got us both extremely aroused. Now it seems to consume me. I find myself curious or even fantasizing about most women's feet now. The stories I read and the threads I love are foot based. It's like a switch went off at after 38 years of not even knowing the switch was there.
 
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