What is your biggest kitchen fail?

[oggbashan]

When we moved into our previous house, the cooker was a solid fuel AGA, that also heated the hot water.

One evening I forget to top-up the fuel. In the morning the AGA was cold. We couldn't boil a kettle and I had to wash, as did the whole family, in cold water.

Within a week we had installed an immersion heater and bought a second hand electric cooker because we had found out that the Aga would go out if there was a strong wind from the South East...

 

[LLCox]

I put a kettle of water on the stove and turned it on high... and went to bed. Yes, I was too high. I woke up in the morning and the pot on the stove was translucent red. I turn off the stove. The kettle was welded to the eye.

 

[hobbit.]

whats with this ''someone i was dating' thing? do you not have internet brides over there?