What is your dream?

[NoJo]

My dad had a mad friend who said if he couldn't have a bright red pissing post on his front lawn, his neighbors were too close.

Reminds me of the advice I got from a friend when I was looking for an apartment.

"If you can walk about naked in broad daylight with the curtains open in any room, without being seen, take the flat."

 

[BlackShanglan]

An irishman to pop in for a shag now and then wouldn't be bad either.

That's what the pub's for.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

To own and operate the ultimate strip club.