What kind of sex wouldn't you try??

[Ravenloft]

That wounldn't be 20 Equidorian llamas I hear in the back there would it HLH?!

*We apologize for the fault in the credits... Those responsible have just been sacked.*

 

[Azwed]

Originally posted by rugbygal:
renee,
forgot i was registered as being in nj...im actually in school in VA. so here everything is illegal. i dont think everything is illegal in nj but i do know that they have some laws that makes some sexual acts illegal...not sure of the specifics.
anyway..i think you are pretty safe...it would be one weird cop that would actually go after you if he caught having oral sex

Hey i am in school in VA too. You are right nearly everything sexual but missonary positon is illegal here. Here is an example this happend to a friend of mine i work with. He was going up towards roanoke area for a drag race (he is really into racing). He got pulled over for speeding the cop comes up to him does the whole let me see your registration blah blah blah. Then he notices his GF in the passenger seat. He asks to see her ID. Uh oh. My friend had just turned 20 at the time his GF was around 17 neary 18. The cop goes well i am not gonna say anything but i think you should know about this law. If you are over 18 and are driving with a girl in the passenger seat who is under 18 and she does not have any shoes on you can be prosecuted for statuatory(sp?) rape. There you straight out of the old smokey's mouth. This was about 2 years ago but as far as i know the law is still on the books .

 

[Hurley_International]

ANAL SEX you could never pay me enough to do anal, I think it is sick and wrong. that and any thing that has to do with exceretions from the body..
thats just my opinion

 

[Rugbygal]

Azwed,
OMG! thats so crazy. i didnt know the laws were that extreme. im glad im heading back to jersey soon and getting out of this crazy state. ive been...ummm...interupted by some police officers in nj but it was only to make sure i was ok but they werent gonna charge us with anything. id be afraid if the same thing happened in virginia

-rugbygal

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Gil]

Hmmm...Ravenloft,

Another Monty Python fan I see...

 

[Renee]

Thank God you meant Virginia. I don't want to give up any of my fun

Then again I guess I wouldn't have to because they would take one look at me and think http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net2/littleangel.gif and let me go

 

[Savage Kitten]

OMG HURLEY! no secretions?... what about semen, cum, jism, honey, sweet juice.. etc???

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oh u r a naughty naughty horsey!!! *hummin da "ride dat pony" song* hehe I'm hopin u got some meat on your bones... scrawny horsies hurt my hiney!!! *wink*

[This message has been edited by Savage Kitten (edited 04-20-2000).]

 

[Hurley_International]

Ok, nothing Abnormal

 

[Lovely Latina]

[Space for rent.]

 

[Popi]

All i can say is that i am willin gto try anything once!!! so give me all the new ideas one can have and keep me busy all weekend

 

[Barbarossa]

LL whats the cost?

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[STEVE]

shit and piss no way,midgets are good for a standing low job though,but kids, dead,animals,incest,rape,are definately out of order

a little pain could be nice likespanking

but one best note is
iam glad iam not in america with all the stupid laws about in different states i would end up doing life in the slammer

 

[Hurley_International]

IN utah it is illegal to give blowjobs..

 

[Earthgoddess]

it should be illegal everywhere to give bad blow jobs...good ones should earn you income tax credits...hhmmmm..take that to congress

 

[OldDog]

Sex with ex-wives who aren't staying on their state mandated "psycho meds",
Old girlfriends with new boyfriends that have no sense of humor,
My lawyer's sister-in-law when she runs out of her estrogen tabs
Little sister's best girlfriend (she'd talk during the best parts and miss it)
Brother's wife -- be grateful he married her to get her off the street away from little kids!!
Anyone with no sense of humor for having fun!!!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Clowns & Mimes. Oh my!
Clowns and Mimes. Oh mY!

Never, Never, In a thousand years Never clowns or mimes. <shudders!!!

I didn't need those thoughts in my mind tonight.

But now a sexy kitten? That I might do

<Lovely Latina. You add smiles and spice to this place

Stay cool..........

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Let me see.......(puts thinking cap on)

No: necrophelia, scat, golden or rainbow showers, D/s or BSDM involving sever pain or blood-letting (a swat on the ass is ok, but no bruises or welts or anything beyond), incest, kids, cross-dressers, hemaphrodites, rape/forced sex.

Things I have fantasized about but would probably never really do: animal, swinging/orgies (I, too, am of the jealous type & too possessive of my hubbie & he is even more possessive of me!!!)

I'm sure I missed something......but this is all I can think of at the moment

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by magic merlin:
Lovely Latina. You add smiles and spice to this place

Stay cool..........

That's very kind of you, MM. Thanks. = )

http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/smokin.gif

 

[Guest]

Hurley_International - Anal sex does not have to be dirty. If you and your partner shower before sex, you might really enjoy experimenting with it. You also don't have to penetrate the anus to enjoy the feeling. While you are enjoying "normal" sex lube up a finger and just circle your partners anus or just put your finger back there and apply a little light pressure (with or without penetration). Let you partner try this on you. I'll bet you both have explosive orgasms.

 

[J Monty]

Ok, my turn to say what everyone else all ready has...

No to dead, animals, excrement, extreme pain (some spanking is ok), children or dressing up as, swinging/swapping, dom stuff, same sex...

 

[Azwed]

Originally posted by rugbygal:
Azwed,
OMG! thats so crazy. i didnt know the laws were that extreme. -rugbygal

these are some more stupid VA laws that my GF found figured some of you might be interested there are some more that i have heard these are just the ones that i am fairly certain of and have good conformation on.
You can't have sex with the lights on and in any other position than the
missionary position.
· It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)
· You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.
(Repealed)

· There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person
other than candidates."
· You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed)
· It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
· It is illegal to have sexual relations without marriage.
· You may not have oral or anal sex.
· Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)
· It is also illegal to have consensual sex with an adult to whom you are not
married.
· Police radar detectors are illegal.
· Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
· Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
· It is illegal to tickle women.
· You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in
1977)
Culpeper
· No one may wash amule on the sidewalk.
Dayton
· It's illegal for a colored person to be outside (or within city limits)
after
7pm.
Lebanon
· It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Norfolk
· Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
· A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
· Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male
chaperone.
Richmond
· It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
Stafford County
· It is legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps only before 8:00 PM.
Victoria
· It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
Virginia Beach
· If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the
car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.
· It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
Waynesboro
· It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her
husband is
walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

 

[Rugbygal]

uh oh...im in trouble

i counted and ive commited atleast 15 of those "crimes" and have been part of some of the others. im glad im getting out of this crazy state soon!!
-rugbygal

just another random fact...did you know in the state of VA a residence with 3 or more unrelated women living in it is considered a brothel? so by that definitian many of my friends and i do live in brothels..

[This message has been edited by rugbygal (edited 04-25-2000).]