What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[aiyia]

Nothing, but last night i said "fuck your whore" and ir made him cum

 

[ror5]

Nothing, but last night i said "fuck your whore" and ir made him cum

Very hot, that kind of talk would make me cum deep too

 

[Tallulah82]

Driving today - normal mileage, normal time, my knee ached. For no fucking reason other than it's cold and snowy outside.

FFS, knee, I'm not even making you walk in the freezing snow. You're fucking pushing a pedal you push EVERY DAY.

 

[S1e2t3h]

My load not smacking onto mirror I jacked off in front of?

 

[LeSabreur]

What made me say "Fuck, I'm old!" today?

@Stephie02 did.

Brat.

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

I was knocked on my ass by a flu shot.

A flu shot! C'mon Man!

 

[mobleedzblue]

My back when I woke up this morning.

 

[LeSabreur]

I was knocked on my ass by a flu shot.

A flu shot! C'mon Man!

You ain't alone, brother. Since we all got fairly naive immune systems during the pandemic, little things like flu shots and simple colds are causing big immune responses. OTOH, it's a great excuse to lie around the house pampering yourself for a day. "I can't come to work today because of an immune hypersensitivity reaction."

Translation: Netflix and chill

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

You ain't alone, brother. Since we all got fairly naive immune systems during the pandemic, little things like flu shots and simple colds are causing big immune responses. OTOH, it's a great excuse to lie around the house pampering yourself for a day. "I can't come to work today because of an immune hypersensitivity reaction."

Translation: Netflix and chill

I'm notoriously lax in doing healthy things like getting flu shots. But on a business trip about 10 years ago, I got the flu. I was 1,000 miles from home and miserable. My coworkers had to basically carry me from the hotel to the airport and into the plane, then the reverse when we got home. The flu shot does knock me out a little every year, but there's no way I'm going through again what happened on that trip.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

I saw this posted online....seems to sum it up.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing.
Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back
And now I have to pee!

 

[dkak001]

Not being able to sneak away from my dog when she's sleeping anymore. Too many snap, crackle and pops when I stand up "quietly" to let her sleep...

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Watching the Kenny Everett on YouTube and remembering Captain Krimmen

 

[Grumpy_OG]

This may hit home...

I'm not saying I'm old but if you hear me say 'I put in in a really safe place,' just know we're never seeing it again!

 

[coffeelover5]

Reaching for something on the floor and groaning....

 

[MickieMinxf]

I saw a late teen/early 20s woman in sports bra and leggings out in the rain and I actually tutted and said "she'll catch her death" out loud