What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[aiyia]

Nothing, but last night i said "fuck your whore" and ir made him cum

 

[ror5]

Nothing, but last night i said "fuck your whore" and ir made him cum

Very hot, that kind of talk would make me cum deep too

 

[Tallulah82]

Driving today - normal mileage, normal time, my knee ached. For no fucking reason other than it's cold and snowy outside.

FFS, knee, I'm not even making you walk in the freezing snow. You're fucking pushing a pedal you push EVERY DAY.

 

[S1e2t3h]

My load not smacking onto mirror I jacked off in front of?

 

[LeSabreur]

What made me say "Fuck, I'm old!" today?

@Stephie02 did.

Brat.

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

I was knocked on my ass by a flu shot.

A flu shot! C'mon Man!

 

[mobleedzblue]

My back when I woke up this morning.

 

[LeSabreur]

I was knocked on my ass by a flu shot.

A flu shot! C'mon Man!

You ain't alone, brother. Since we all got fairly naive immune systems during the pandemic, little things like flu shots and simple colds are causing big immune responses. OTOH, it's a great excuse to lie around the house pampering yourself for a day. "I can't come to work today because of an immune hypersensitivity reaction."

Translation: Netflix and chill