What porn tropes can you not resist including in your writing?

[Duleigh]

APON FURTHER REVIEW - I notice that I like to introduce a kink into an established character, "Miss Prim and Proper" reveals that she's an exhibitionist, Happily Married Susy Homemaker has no problem introducing another women into their bed chamber, that kind of thing. Mr. Milquetoast Husband has no problem spanking his wife and tying her up

 

[Dunes_et_Soleil]

The only good tropes are the ones you can either upend or make them look like 'house of mirrors' distortions.

I've done warped versions of 'poker night,' the SBC vs. over-endowed white guy, inversions of 'vagina monologues.' Still lots to play with. IT is furiously ripe for parody but I cannot muster the will.

Warped versions are great, I had written my own version of Snow White. The queen is actually the good person, or at least as good as I can still stomach. Snow White was a rather sneaky, slutty and drop dead gorgeous woman whose faith was to get used by and use as many 'dwarfs' as was possible. The dwarfs were stout, muscular mountain men who worked the mines.

Yeah, warped versions!