What sucks more than this?

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Don't forget the toilet paper...

Everybody needs to set out at least twenty unwrapped and started rolls of TP before the storm hits.

That way, when it is time for the apres-storm party, the streamers will already be decorating the trees

 

[shereads]

Everybody needs to set out at least twenty unwrapped and started rolls of TP before the storm hits.

That way, when it is time for the apres-storm party, the streamers will already be decorating the trees

Dry toilet paper will be worth more than gold.

 

[SlickTony]

What if Hurricane Andrew was an elaborate sales demonstration by the manufacturers of Doppler Weather Radar?

I know you're being faceitious, Shereads, but because of Andrew:

1. My daughter was stuck for more than a day, with no power, and no ventilation (it was too windy and rainy to open a window) in her dorm room, her room mate having skedaddled off to her folks in Slidell
2. LSU had to cancel classes, because part of their campus was flooded, so
3. I had to drive to Baton Rouge, on my birthday, to come get her and bring her home,
4. Driving around downed trees and negotiating four-lane boulevards that had turned into four-way stops, and
5. I ended up, nine years later, working with one of the most annoying women on the planet, who, but for Andrew, would have stayed in Miami instead of relocating to my city.
6. So there.
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