What the GB needs

[Garnate]

Is a nice, big circle jerk. Another thread where we can post niceties and stroke the egos of the posters we love. Say something specific about someone, generalize on multiple people, share stories about why you love the posters you love. YES ANOTHER LIST THREAD. Don't want to be left off? Say something nice about someone! Don't love a single person here? Get fucked Talk about old friends or make new ones, why not?

Fact is, whether you enjoy your time here and the people you post with (or not), there are real people behind these words and sometimes those real people are real amazing. I know I've met and made my share of friends here.

I decided to make this thread after opening a package sent to me today. It was filled with a lifetime supply of Pop Rocks and other assorted candies I love. I think it was 4 or 5 years ago I made a post about how I'd wanted to try giving head with Pop Rocks in my mouth and the litster who thought enough about me to send me a freaking case of them is Bluey, NotNormal's SO. I love that girl so hard and the package was definitely a surprise.

Some of us have been really lucky to meet the people we have here. Bluey is above and beyond one of the funniest, wittiest, most adorable and sweetest women I know.

Who do you love? Who do you admire? Who's posts make you laugh? Make you think? Which posters make you want to rip them through your computer screen to make sweet love to them down by the fire?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You's ah 'ight by me.


Now share some poprocks, Kiddo.

 

[Learnsmith]

G, you are a shameless hoor and I don't know how we would function without you. Now come here and give me a (mouth) hug.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Pop Rocks? POP ROCKS?

A kid ate 6 bags of pop rocks at a party. He then proceeded to drink a 6-pack of Pepsi. The two substances combined in his stomach and exploded, killing him horribly. That's why pop rocks were taken off the market in the early eighties.

 

[Mischka]

How did the pop rocks blow job go?

I like Queersetti. He's funny, interesting, travelled, experienced, unflappable. I'd like to hang out at a cafe and sip Aperol Spritzes with him, and laugh away an afternoon.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Pop Rocks? POP ROCKS?

yeah, I'm sure that you shoot out rocks....pops!

 

[Garnate]

You's ah 'ight by me.


Now share some poprocks, Kiddo.

I have plenty to go around!

Wat Tyler....my favorite shooting buddy and all-around amazing friend. I'm sure you get under a few skins here (on purpose) but there's a reason so many people have kept you as a dear friend outside of Lit. You listen and you care and you understand people. I'm grateful for you and for the fact that you don't live too far away. Come see the new doglett soon. I'll order in.

 

[Garnate]

G, you are a shameless hoor and I don't know how we would function without you. Now come here and give me a (mouth) hug.

A mouth hug!! Hahahaaaa that would be a dream come true. You're someone I would lock in Petey's basement and have my way with you a thousand times and never feel bad about it.

 

[Learnsmith]

This is the best thread idea ever that doesn't involve full-frontal nudity. I nominate G for the position of Acting Laurel.

 

[Garnate]

Pop Rocks? POP ROCKS?

Roberto.....that kid deserved what he got. Seriously. Did you also know that he arrived at that party after running over 3 dogs and a nun with his car? ON PURPOSE! All true.

 

[Mischka]

Phelia is the bee's knees. I imagine the inside of her impressive brain looks like the whirring floor of Wonka's factory, all colors, swirls, and delicious scents. She' got verve, and a light that beams through her posts. I'd set her up with any of my single male friends, except I'm not sure they're worthy.

 

[Garnate]

This is the best thread idea ever that doesn't involve full-frontal nudity. I nominate G for the position of Acting Laurel.

Don't we already have an Acting Laurel? Pretty sure her name is....crap, I know her. It's right on the tip of my....LAUREL! That's her name! Laurel makes a fine Acting Laurel.

 

[Mischka]

But it's pronounced Laurelle.

 

[Learnsmith]

Don't we already have an Acting Laurel? Pretty sure her name is....crap, I know her. It's right on the tip of my....LAUREL! That's her name! Laurel makes a fine Acting Laurel.

Yes, but until she returns from exile we must carry on.
Viva la revolucion!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I lurve the fact that you posted "mouth job." I think that I would have burst out laughing, if had I ever tried to offer one to My Ogre Husband. *new one, on me*

 

[Garnate]

How did the pop rocks blow job go?

I like Queersetti. He's funny, interesting, travelled, experienced, unflappable. I'd like to hang out at a cafe and sip Aperol Spritzes with him, and laugh away an afternoon.

The guy I tried it on seemed okay with it, but he just really liked blowjobs. Gotta let them melt on your tongue a bit and just hold the cock in your mouth to let him feel it. Don't want to go scratching up the dick skin, unless he's into that sort of thing.



And YES QUEERSETTI. The guy is amazing. One of those posters that you just know you're going to love his post even before you read it, no matter what it's about.

 

[Lancecastor]

Kumbaya threads are supposed to follow some really nasty shit about Bob Bytchin's wife... or Siren's computer getting hacked....or Mia's husband coming here to find out who she had been fucking.

Did I miss something juicy?

 

[Garnate]

Yes, but until she returns from exile we must carry on.
Viva la revolucion!

How the hell do you know she's exiled when I had no clue? YOU JUST GOT HERE Kind of. Man, even when I'm around I miss everything.

 

[Mischka]

Kumbaya threads are supposed to follow some really nasty shit about Bob Bytchin's wife... or Siren's computer getting hacked....or Mia's husband coming here to find out who she had been fucking.

Did I miss something juicy?

Garnate and I fucked Laurel and Manu to death.

 

[Lancecastor]

Garnate and I fucked Laurel and Manu to death.

You're so necromantic.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate and I fucked Laurel and Manu to death.

And we didn't stop there.

 

[pink]

Garnate is awesome. She is so beautiful and makes me laugh with her threads and posts. You never know what is going to come out of her mouth next.

Sidd is teh awesome too. His sexiness is only matched by his intelligence.


more to come...

 

[Learnsmith]

How the hell do you know she's exiled when I had no clue? YOU JUST GOT HERE Kind of. Man, even when I'm around I miss everything.

My little birds whisper to me many songs.

Garnate and I fucked Laurel and Manu to death.

I miss all the good stuff. Garnate, you been cheating on me and I didn't even get to pull up a chair and make popcorn?

 

[Garnate]

Garnateis awesome. She is so beautiful and makes me laugh with her threads and posts. You never know what is going to come out of her mouth next.

Sidd is teh awesome too. His sexiness is only matched by his intelligence.


more to come...

Fallopian tubes!


Damn it, you're right. Even I don't know what I'm going to say next. I blame lack of oxygen at birth. Thank you, sweet Pink girl. My fellow Buckeye and animal lover. If we all had your heart, there would be peace on Earth. Finally.

 

[Garnate]

My little birds whisper to me many songs.



I miss all the good stuff. Garnate, you been cheating on me and I didn't even get to pull up a chair and make popcorn?

I was actually going to call and let you listen but I got swept up in the moment.