What turned you on today?

[Gwanji16]

A woman flashing her red panties on the metro.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I shit you not. I was at a Ren Faire a couple weekends ago. ALL of the alcohol vendors had a "we ID everyone because we care about you're safety" sign. Every. Single. One. Finally I pointed it out to one vendor who gave me a huge heavy sigh leaned in and glanced around "Aye lass, the king'll 'ave my head if I change it." That was a turn on *giggles*.

Ugh. That stuff drives me insane and I know said insanity is NOT GOOD for me. Losing battle but I can't not stop unfighting it.

There was a new sign in the locker room that said "The gym will now be closed Friday's for a class from 8-10 a.m." Yeah, I brought a sharpie in my gym bag so that that stupid apostrophe could be purged, thereby saving the world. It's a sickness.

I still have mad admiration for you for fighting the good fight.

It might be if YOUR was used correctly.
See me after class.

Your going to have to believe me that it was tongue in cheek.

I am trembling with the effort required.

I think someone could design a really effective Lesson around a grammar Nazi's need for all things to be spelled/punctuated/etc. correctly.

Oh yes. Ohhhhhhhh yes. Such a thing would not be subject to the constraints of conscience.

Ooooooo DGE is in troubleeeeeeeeee

I am a safety patrol and, not unlike Donald Trump, I am sworn to use all newly acquired power to jail those who taunt me or whose usernames involve bakery products.

Microsoft word saving dyslexic littles since 1981

And yet, here you've used no punctuation.

 

[Azuldrgon]

It was a friend sharing she stepped out of the shower.

 

[LucyBee01]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

 

[FelicityJohns]

Not a damn thing.

 

[MastersDelight]

Watching Criminal Minds. is that wrong???

 

[Farawyn]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

Yea. What is it about being waxed?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pete]

Built up tension from a pussy waxing last night

o rly?

Not a damn thing.

aw.

Watching Criminal Minds. is that wrong???

depends - joe mantegna, or mandy patinkin ?

Yea. What is it about being waxed?

good question

I did a bad, bad thing.

And I liked it. A lot.

Edit. More than a lot.

then i guess it wasn't really bad, eh?

for me, it was a phone call.

 

[MastersDelight]

depends - joe mantegna, or mandy patinkin ?

Neither
http://imgur.com/z9aE3AF

 

[pete]

Neither

i shoulda guessed

 

[MastersDelight]

i shoulda guessed

I wouldn't say no to Hotchner either.
http://i.imgur.com/FHda91t.jpg

 

[Eva_Star]

A very forward, sexy as hell, unexpected PM.

Talk hard. Yesssss....

 

[Farawyn]

Big hands that can fix things.

 

[MastersDelight]

Big hands that can fix things.

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

 

[Farawyn]

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

Fuck yes.

 

[Blue]

Big hands that can fix things.

*SWWWWWOOOOOONNNN*

Fuck yes.

I didn't know hands were such a big deal...
Learn something new every day.

Hands like these?
https://i.imgur.com/shpFGbT.png

 

[Farawyn]

I didn't know hands were such a big deal...
Learn something new every day.

Hands like these?
https://i.imgur.com/shpFGbT.png

Close.

 

[Blue]

Close.

Splendid!
*Step 1 to becoming irresistible apex of manliness: Have hands ✔
I'm gettin' there!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bc/dc/cd/bcdccd4e9ea37a4c2d464b2c82650b52.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Big hands that can fix things.

Yes!
I have a thing for hands as well...

 

[Winterscumming]

Being teased with the idea of being watched... Then the image of being spanked.. yum

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

Splendid!
*Step 1 to becoming irresistible apex of manliness: Have hands ✔
I'm gettin' there!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bc/dc/cd/bcdccd4e9ea37a4c2d464b2c82650b52.jpg

Yes!
I have a thing for hands as well...

I like hands.

What are your feet like con. Good feet are rare.

I'm partial to Fred Flintstone feet, myself.

 

[Davesmith42]

Posting some pictures

 

[Blue]

I like hands.

What are your feet like con. Good feet are rare.

My feet are the misshapen atrocities that socks were invented specifically for, to seal such things away where no mere mortal will ever have the misfortune of gazing upon them.