What will we ever do now?

[Rumple Foreskin]

And why would there be any confusion? *furrows eyebrows*

Maybe they're drunk, although that tends to be more common AFTER they meet me. I've found that severely nearsighted girls who have lost their glasses/contacts, especially those with head colds, are much more tolerant and accepting.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[FatDino]

Maybe they're drunk, although that tends to be more common AFTER they meet me. I've found that severely nearsighted girls who have lost their glasses/contacts, especially those with head colds, are much more tolerant and accepting.

Rumple Foreskin

Ooh...then I may fall in the latter. I do wear glasses.

But are you sure they didn't get themselves drunk because they wanted to avoid any conversation with...ahem, well, you know?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Please chastise me, Reverend.

I'm in serious need of forgiveness.



(Oh, and Paris? Ridiculous cum-slut.)

I must agree with dear Dino, that AV does present a rather, uh, ripe target of opportunity for some extended chastisement.

And don't go picking on our poor (okay, rich-bitch) Sister. If it wasn't for the Paris Hilton's of this world, there'd be no one I could feel superior to.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Dino, being long in the tooth and increasing scarce in the hair, I've long since given up trying to figure out why female type women of the opposite sex do what they do. I just accept.

 

[Guest]

I must agree with dear Dino, that AV does present a rather, uh, ripe target of opportunity for some extended chastisement.

And don't go picking on our poor (okay, rich-bitch) Sister. If it wasn't for the Paris Hilton's of this world, there'd be no one I could feel superior to.

Rumple Foreskin

Duly noted, Rev. Foreskin.

I'll await my punishment in your private chambers.

 

[scriptordelecto]

I must agree with dear Dino, that AV does present a rather, uh, ripe target of opportunity for some extended chastisement.

And don't go picking on our poor (okay, rich-bitch) Sister. If it wasn't for the Paris Hilton's of this world, there'd be no one I could feel superior to.

Rumple Foreskin

Here here. I second the good Reverend. I think now would be a great time to break out the sacramental wine. What say you Rev?

 

[FatDino]

I must agree with dear Dino, that AV does present a rather, uh, ripe target of opportunity for some extended chastisement.

And don't go picking on our poor (okay, rich-bitch) Sister. If it wasn't for the Paris Hilton's of this world, there'd be no one I could feel superior to.

Rumple Foreskin

There are always the idiots and psychos in the GB for you, Rev..

 

[scriptordelecto]

There are always the idiots and psychos in the GB for you, Rev..

*spew*

 

[Guest]

Whoa, there, Sarahh. Your AV, and your title? I mean...oh my...*fanning self*

 

[FatDino]

Duly noted, Rev. Foreskin.

I'll await my punishment in your private chambers.

Private? Am I allowed in there too? I promise I'll just watch...and maybe videotape...but I won't do anything else. Zilch, zero, zip. I swear...can I use my water to swear on again?

 

[Guest]

There are always the idiots and psychos in the GB for you, Rev..

I read that as George Bush.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Duly noted, Rev. Foreskin.

I'll await my punishment in your private chambers.

Bless you, my child. I feel called upon to stop by Sister Vella's emporium to meditate with her, and to pick up a few new rods and staffs to use in the sacred smiting. Oh, if one of the deacons is there, tell them to go ahead and start without me. Wouldn't want to delay dispensing demerits on that dear derriere.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[FatDino]

I read that as George Bush.

No, because then I'd have to add both numbers 1 and 2 after it.

 

[Guest]

Bless you, my child. I feel called upon to stop by Sister Vella's emporium to meditate with her, and to pick up a few new rods and staffs to use in the sacred smiting. Oh, if one of the deacons is there, tell them to go ahead and start without me. Wouldn't want to delay dispensing demerits on that dear derriere.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Spank me, Rev.

I mean Bless me. Bless me!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

There are always the idiots and psychos in the GB for you, Rev..

Good point. I was thinking apolitical, honest.

As to your viewing the upcoming chastisement of Sister Sarah, since you are not a member in good standing or bad of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, your presence would have to meet with the approbation of the chastisee--that'd be Sister Sarahh.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[Guest]

Good point. I was thinking apolitical, honest.

As to your viewing the upcoming chastisement of Sister Sarah, since you are not a member in good standing or bad of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, your presence would have to meet with the approbation of the chastisee--that'd be Sister Sarahh.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

OK.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Spank me, Rev.

I mean Bless me. Bless me!

Work, work, work, work.

http://home.earthlink.net/~daddytom01/zsc-0156.jpg

There, now don't behave or Brother Buford won't continue my labors.​

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[FatDino]

OK.

Oh yeah, baby. I mean, thank you, Sister.

*runs off to get my camera*

 

[Guest]

Work, work, work, work.

http://home.earthlink.net/~daddytom01/zsc-0156.jpg

There, now don't behave or Brother Buford won't continue my labors.​

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Thank you, Rev.

*sigh*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

My your tush tingle in torment tonight Sister Sarahh. And if you see dear Dino, think about showing her the ropes, so to speak.

Now I grow weary and must journey into the land of nod.

Be good, children. And if you can't be good, be sanitary.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[FatDino]

My your tush tingle in torment tonight Sister Sarahh. And if you see dear Dino, think about showing her the ropes, so to speak.

Now I grow weary and must journey into the land of nod.

Be good, children. And if you can't be good, be sanitary.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

What ropes?

Are you retreating to your "private chamber," Rev? Is there anyone following? Cuz my camera's SO ready.

 

[Guest]

My your tush tingle in torment tonight Sister Sarahh. And if you see dear Dino, think about showing her the ropes, so to speak.

Now I grow weary and must journey into the land of nod.

Be good, children. And if you can't be good, be sanitary.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Good night, dear Rev.

 

[Trombonus]

Here we go.