What would you do if..

[freakygirl]

You seen an extremely heavy woman in a bikini, wearing hiking boots, a cowboy hat and carrying a tennis racket standing on the corner hitch hiking?


I laughed until I almost pissed my pants...

Oh the fun of living in a small town

 

[celiaKitten]

You seen an extremely heavy woman in a bikini, wearing hiking boots, a cowboy hat and carrying a tennis racket standing on the corner hitch hiking?


I laughed until I almost pissed my pants...

Oh the fun of living in a small town

I'd just think *Oh the joys of living in a backwoods redneck town*

People are strange, no?

 

[Summery]

Oh, the visuals!

Mind you, that would be a normal sight to see one city over from mine.

 

[kjtatts]

You seen an extremely heavy woman in a bikini, wearing hiking boots, a cowboy hat and carrying a tennis racket standing on the corner hitch hiking?
I laughed until I almost pissed my pants...

Oh the fun of living in a small town

I would be thinking...."Thank fuck Im not picking up hitch hikers today...."

 

[ChefChip]

I'm with you. I would have laughed so hard that I bet I would have pissed my pants too. I would try not too but I would anyway. I would feel bad though

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh! I might have to help her and show some ankle.

 

[freakygirl]

I thought about calling the police... this chick can't be right upstairs.. LOL

Is there a full moon tonight or something?

 

[celiaKitten]

I thought about calling the police... this chick can't be right upstairs.. LOL

Is there a full moon tonight or something?

Well, you know, maybe she's just expressing her true self or something...

 

[Summery]

I thought about calling the police... this chick can't be right upstairs.. LOL

Is there a full moon tonight or something?

A matter of fact, I believe it is a full moon.

 

[morninggirl5]

Full moon here, freaky. I'd be concerned about her mental state.

 

[marksgirl]

Hun, I'm howling at the moon.......that is just fucking funny.

 

[ScarlettRose]

maybe she was taking pics for lit

 

[kjtatts]

Damn....I cant shake the mental image....... Imagine if it had been seen over here, in the middle of winter......she'd have goosebumps and all......shivering........oh...geez.......

 

[freakygirl]

oh damn.. there is a full moon tonight.

It's cloudy here so I can't see it.. I had forgotten it was tonight.

No wonder I'm horny..

I wonder if she is still down there.. and if I should have her checked on..

 

[marksgirl]

Damm full moons............oh show me one please.......I could use one now....LMAO!

 

[april-wine]

You seen an extremely heavy woman in a bikini, wearing hiking boots, a cowboy hat and carrying a tennis racket standing on the corner hitch hiking?


I laughed until I almost pissed my pants...

Oh the fun of living in a small town

You didn't appreciate my ensemble????




I do agree maybe the tennis racket was too much........

 

[freakygirl]

lmao..

April Wine if I knew that was you.. I would have picked you up

 

[DevilBoy79]

You seen an extremely heavy woman in a bikini, wearing hiking boots, a cowboy hat and carrying a tennis racket standing on the corner hitch hiking?


I laughed until I almost pissed my pants...

Oh the fun of living in a small town

keep driving pretending you didnt see her

 

[AnnaB]

That is too funny...sounds almost like something you would see in Texas.

After I quit laughing I think I would find a safe place to hide sounds like the nut house is loose!

 

[sch00lteacher]

If I was driving my pick up, I'd pick her up. I have met some really interesting people over the years. All with a weird down on their luck story to sell.

(I carry a .45 in my pick up, in case they are too weird)