What's next, Orgasm Control?

[von_Bismarck]

Either with yourself, or with you and a partner.

 

[ryan8558]

Do you think our lawmakers have considered requiring a conceal/carry license for the remote control vibrators?

Seems like a possible source of revenue.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Legalize it, and tax the shit out of it. *nods*

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Uncontrolled orgasms are the way to go.

 

[FukLuk]

Making hey come the first time and then making her wait until I'm ready to nut for the second one is my play.

 

[Kantarii]

Sounds like the next thread will be: What’s next, population control?

 

[HisArpy]

When it comes to orgasms, some people are in denial about them.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Uncontrolled orgasms are the way to go.

Does this mean, when it comes to sex, you like to lose control?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Does this mean, when it comes to sex, you like to lose control?

Oh, man. I'm happy just thinking about it.

 

[Conager]

Making hey come the first time and then making her wait until I'm ready to nut for the second one is my play.

You just refer to chicks as "hey?"

Not even, " Hey, you?" or, "Hey, ladies!?"

 

[Hal9000_]

Oh, man. I'm happy just thinking about it.

Nice. Cheap date.

 

[FukLuk]

You just refer to chicks as "hey?"

Not even, " Hey, you?" or, "Hey, ladies!?"

That's only how I pick up the Lit wimminz, Tweak.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Nice. Cheap date.

Not particularly.

 

[Hal9000_]

Not particularly.

Oh, come on. Can't you be happy just thinking about dinner and drinks?

 

[FukLuk]

Not particularly.

... But worth it?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Oh, come on. Can't you be happy just thinking about dinner and drinks?

... But worth it?

Definitely.

 

[Hal9000_]

Definitely.

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[pantalaimonlyra]

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[Hal9000_]

And Netflix?