"What's that in the road? A head?"

[ABSTRUSE]

Bush: "That's the cutest little beanie, I wonder where the propeller went. When Mine fell off, momma fixed it up nice. I wonder if momma can fix his beanie too. Maybe I should ask momma to fix it and maybe, just maybe, I can be a Pope too."

Pope: "Wtf?"

 

[shereads]

Pope: "Wtf?"

You can be certain that thought crossed his mind at some point yesterday.

 

[SummerMorning]

His words would have been more like: "Weuhh...dddteu...pheuh...?"