What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Sienna]

"Hmmm... love the smell of your hair, it makes me want to fuck the living daylights out of you."

 

[Kat73]

You're beautiful. And then he kissed my nipple.

 

[blade_rocknut]

"I had to come get a better look at this glistening ass"

 

[LizVegas79]

"The kids are taking their nap, so we could pretend to take one too if you want."

 

[Esslemont]

Seriously, your cooking is passable.

She’s getting fucked.

Quick edit...make that right now. Go time.

 

[Dandum1570]

A bedtime story believe it or not...

 

[vidiman]

'Hi there how are you sexy butt man x'

Not a bad greeting to start a day - put a strut in my walk!

 

[TheMrBurns]

"Je "pensais" à toi ce matin.... 2 fois"

 

[Corbal]

Seriously, your cooking is passable.

She’s getting fucked.

Quick edit...make that right now. Go time.

You’re such a dick. Lol

 

[Esslemont]

You’re such a dick. Lol

And you rock!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

“Your car should be ready by the end of the day.”

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Not going to get into telling you that I would like to remove those panties........

 

[steelyblue73]

“You know I like the teasing...”

 

[JediSurfer]

“If you died while we were having sex I could bring you back to life” I’m paraphrasing.

 

[Corbal]

“If you died while we were having sex I could bring you back to life” I’m paraphrasing.

Must be a supernatural motherfucker. I like it.

 

[LizVegas79]

She's the Playground's version of a Ferrari.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

“Take all the time you need, I’ve made my choice”

 

[johnnieblue44]

“Take all the time you need, I’ve made my choice”

“Big dick”. I had my clothes on at the time, but, hey, it’s open for interpretation.

 

[EctoJohn]

In recent memory it's that I was the third person to ever go down on a woman, but I was the first person to make her orgasm that way.
And then I did it twice in the same night.

 

[Sienna]

"Fuck! I want to take you from behind and cum deep inside of you with every drop of my nut."

 

[LizVegas79]

Just chatting with you makes me hard.

(points for honesty without being explicitly gross )

 

[TheMrBurns]

"I desperately need another massage!"

 

[Leigh81]

I got whistled at while walking the dog.
I sure hope a couple of people that are now home will do better than that

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Do you realise you're the reason I barely look at porn any more?"

Gulp

 

[Sienna]

He grabbed me from behind and whispered, "put your hand in my pocket, I have a nice surprise for you." I did and he was hard and throbbing. "Tell me what you want to do with it, babe."