What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Mrmphilll2]

Didn’t say no

 

[TomTeacher19]

I do like that cock of yours

 

[angelofthenorth]

The offer of making me waffles......living the dream people

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Missed you beside me, in bed, too.

 

[Abeona1]

That my boob's were and I quote 'beautiful '

 

[Man4mystery]

That I have a nice smile

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You look like you could ruin my life, and I'd probably let you.

I burst out laughing. Hearing this at 8:00 in the morning, pre-caffeinated, while I was out getting coffee really set the vibes for today

 

[deft]

Someone laughing when I hit on them at the coffee shop

 

[Scareltt]

“My penis isn’t going to work but can I go down on you?”

 

[deft]

“My penis isn’t going to work but can I go down on you?”

That’s pretty hot!

 

[lacandy]

“ I would have made you my racetrack”

 

[Kissjoanie]

“My penis isn’t going to work but can I go down on you?”

Been there.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'll be back in a while, but can you do the dishes before I get back?

 

[Trubbycat]

Drive me to the library?

 

[J64stephenson]

My twin sister is next right?

 

[RickTango]

Can you take out the garbage

 

[TongueLust]

"I'm going to bury the fuck out of you."

 

[mobleedzblue]

“I’ll see you in a bit”

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Perhaps …

 

[J64stephenson]

Pick up the soap new guy

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Can I fix you a drink?

 

[LisaMayTurner]

“My penis isn’t going to work but can I go down on you?”

"And I have eight fingers and two thumbs"

 

[angelofthenorth]

You're nuts

 

[InThe312]

Do you prefer the pfft kind or the blurrrpppp kind?

 

[jonnoback]

I love your story