What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Lia Monde]

That I was constantly interested, and, therefore, endlessly interesting.

 

[kurrginatorX]

My new hair cut made me even sexier than before (Flat top)

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I would not own you, you are not a property, but I would make you feel mine.

 

[janeyl]

my fingers still smell of your cunt...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'Well, if you want your pussy spanked with my cock in your arse, you only have to say so.'

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

'Well, if you want your pussy spanked with my cock in your arse, you only have to say so.'

Whoa, that's smooth. I gotta try that one.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Whoa, that's smooth. I gotta try that one.

He is smooth as soft butter.

Turns me on and makes me laugh all at once. The best combination.

 

[sangerin]

That I’m honest and kind.

 

[LizVegas79]

Honestly, so far it's probably the toy cop at my kid's school who told me to "keep it moving" after I dropped them off

 

[Bdm20]

Honestly, so far it's probably the toy cop at my kid's school who told me to "keep it moving" after I dropped them off

Sounds similar to mine. She was on all fours facing away from me this morning and said “Don’t Stop!”

 

[LizVegas79]

Sounds similar to mine. She was on all fours facing away from me this morning and said “Don’t Stop!”

You had me beat by a mile!

Until someone just told me they think I probably taste pretty.

(hmmm ... i think they're right. i do! )

 

[HardWolfXX]

.....

 

[TongueLust]

Don't wash them.

 

[Blase]

"I think you're handsome."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yes, you have dry rot and the first 4 eaves will have to be replaced...

 

[Hosebloke]

I’m borderline pervert

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I love doing dirty shit with you."

 

[AbsintheFather]

Buffalo Hide. Rustic. Nothing like my butt.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need you as much as you need me.

 

[Mei5ter]

“Peaches and cream.”

 

[TheMrBurns]

"I'm your girl."

 

[Taegul]

"I want to fuck you like an animal."

Ok, it was Trent Reznor singing, and not really to me but I was the only one here listening and I'm totally flattered.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I love where your head's at'

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

"I need your advice" (A much younger manager at work).

 

[TongueLust]

Que leche tan dulce. Mm