What's the weirdest PM you've ever gotten

[serpentwrap]

Forget weird, I dont get get any PMs either, ever... And the PM stories one hears on the board are legendary...

 

[bigglles]

You win the "almost made tea come out my nose" prize for today.

hahaha hooray! I replied back but the person never responded afterwards.

 

[LucyH]

Forget weird, I dont get get any PMs either, ever... And the PM stories one hears on the board are legendary...

I almost never get them now that I'm set so that nobody can tell when I'm logged in, and if someone does send a message, it usually has to do with something I said.

 

[klippert]

I usually dont report anyone...BUT...

I received a PM...I believe this person had been chatting with someone else.

the pm asked for pix of their daughter; " do you have pix of your daughter"... it didn't ask age or ana'thing. It gave me the creeps, and a chill. I moved this along right quick...So dont think there aren't freaks cruzing roung here...

I bomb anyone who asks about family, outside of mrsK.

 

[yours_forever]

Just got my absolute weirdest PM some guy just told me he is some what perverted and would like to chat.

 

[Girl2P4U]

Received one last week saying "I know you are a lesbian, but I have a huge cock that you would really like, so if you what to chat I am here for you".

 

[Scentofawoman]

My second PM ever asked me if I really was a woman or a man. Really made me creeped out until I see it is kind of a big question on the GB!

 

[vintagelady]

My second PM ever asked me if I really was a woman or a man. Really made me creeped out until I see it is kind of a big question on the GB!

A woman who has regularly PMed me, even when I had a different ID sent a few weird ones. I only ever answered the first, which started off normally enough, asking a little about myself, why I was here on the GLBT board.

Then she suggested a role play. She was to be a maiden sleeping in her bed and I was to play a fairy who had pubic hair covering my whole torso.. I wave my little wand and if I could turn into her husband. Couldn't she just get her husband to dress in a tutu or something.

I made my excuses and left. I still get the occasional PM from her.

 

[Scentofawoman]

A woman who has regularly PMed me, even when I had a different ID sent a few weird ones. I only ever answered the first, which started off normally enough, asking a little about myself, why I was here on the GLBT board.

Then she suggested a role play. She was to be a maiden sleeping in her bed and I was to play a fairy who had pubic hair covering my whole torso.. I wave my little wand and if I could turn into her husband. Couldn't she just get her husband to dress in a tutu or something.

I made my excuses and left. I still get the occasional PM from her.

Pubic hair covering torso!?! That sounds like a dream gone wrong, not a fantasy role play!

 

[vintagelady]

Pubic hair covering torso!?! That sounds like a dream gone wrong, not a fantasy role play!

Haha. I'll also add that this was one single PM, so I think the whole idea of role play was a bit lost on her. Plus I was a miffed that she decided to play a fair maiden and I was to be some hairy beast with wings... it would have been one thing if she had seen a photo of me and thought yuck but she hadn't

 

[Scentofawoman]

Haha. I'll also add that this was one single PM, so I think the whole idea of role play was a bit lost on her. Plus I was a miffed that she decided to play a fair maiden and I was to be some hairy beast with wings... it would have been one thing if she had seen a photo of me and thought yuck but she hadn't

LMAO!

yeah but worst would be if she did see a picture and thought that you would look good hairy and with wings!


I would have written her back and say that yes that at certains times of the month that would be a accurate description of me!

 

[vintagelady]

LMAO!

yeah but worst would be if she did see a picture and thought that you would look good hairy and with wings!


I would have written her back and say that yes that at certains times of the month that would be a accurate description of me!

LOL! Sense of humour in a Lit PM, is such a thing advisable?

 

[Scentofawoman]

LOL! Sense of humour in a Lit PM, is such a thing advisable?

Psst.. quiet! I'm still new. Nobody has caught me yet.

 

[yours_forever]

Today: some guy PMed me asking for help to rate his cock umm yea no thanks I'm a lesbian.

 

[Chrissi]

I hardly ever get PM's so really don't know. Not much to compare/comment on. ;-(