What's This Happy Horseshit?

[RobDownSouth]

Mine's was, "Wazy wittle man". He had a speech impediment. Sergeant not seen all that much. Master Corporals were our drill instructors. Probably just difference in US vs Can. rank structure. But I had a master corporal who badly lisped and spat when he talked. Both very scary individuals!

Company commander of my basic training unit was a physically imposing son of a bitch with a perpetual sneer on his face. When he spoke, it was always with a sneer and I swear his teeth were always clenched, like he was mad at the world.

Found out the day of boot camp graduation.... it was because he lisped.