What's Your Kryptonite?

[KamaKamaSutra]

Fox Tails

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, man.

Today i was walking around the grocery store, and there were so many dad bods with beards.

I was like, I'll take one of him... and one of him... and look! There's one with glasses! I'll take one of him, too...

 

[BadAmy]

A Brooklyn accent.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Corsets

 

[Karabare]

Tall, smart and funny

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ghosts

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Glasses and a slight overbite.

I've mentioned before, elsewhere: boots. No not those. Docs, hikers, work boots, especially with shorts.

The way she looks first thing in the morning: no makeup, bed hair, wearing only my shirt. That might be my "dad bod" equivalent. It shouldn't be sexy, but it is.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Hard, hard spanks.

 

[JustAnotherMD]

A witty, dirty girl.

 

[ashesatwork]

Tall, smart and funny

ugh the absolute worst. i agree.

 

[jasonmason]

Cleavage.

 

[HBergeron]

Tantalizing, Titillating Teachers

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Men who are good with the pretty words.

Fuck them. Fuck them hard.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Pet names.... damnit

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pretty words?

Yes.

Yes.

The pretty words.

/swoon

Pet names.... damnit

This counts!!!

Grrr

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't know what that means.

We can wait together for someone who can put it into words better than i.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Recent pretty words from my in-person box:

You are so adorable... your attitude, looks, and free spirit are an outstanding combination.

He also called me 'girl,' and 'sweet thing.' Double points for pet names!

 

[ashesatwork]

a super good looking...6 foot 4 guy...from europe so think accent with a fucking amazing beard random kiked me this morning and asked to see my nipples.

holy hell do you know how hard it was to say no to that..

hot. tall..accent..beard

thats like my worst fucking nightmare and happy ending all in one. that would be the end of me

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

a super good looking...6 foot 4 guy...from europe so think accent with a fucking amazing beard random kiked me this morning and asked to see my nipples.

holy hell do you know how hard it was to say no to that..

hot. tall..accent..beard

thats like my worst fucking nightmare and happy ending all in one. that would be the end of me

Preach!

 

[twiddlw]

red hair and pale skin........

 

[Mariachoo]

*takes a shot and prepares to be judged*

- Older men
- married men
- girls with tattoos
- men’s veiny, strong, powerful...hands (twist!)

 

[Plane_Guy]

An intelligent woman in a skirt.
An accent.
Being in the ground for too long.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

details

I like them

 

[BadAmy]

a bird in my ear,
and teeth on my neck.

 

[tallladiesman]

A big strapping lass with attitude