What's Your Kryptonite?

[cowslinger64]

Yeah I’m not a big fan of the guitar myself.

:caning::caning::caning::caning:


Stevie Ray Vaughan

 

[cowslinger64]

Haha harmonicas rule!

ETA: so do banjos!

I've seen many harmonica players.. this is the best.


Jason Ricci

 

[Lord Pmann]

I knew you had a crush on me, P

I’d rather stick my dick in a den of scorpions.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I’d rather stick my dick in a den of scorpions.

Ouch.
Now my heart is as black as my soul.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Get a room you two!

I’d have to drug him. And get some scorpions.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*looks sadly at my harmonica*

Is that what they're calling it these days?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

tall douchebags, dad bods optional

 

[Lord Pmann]

Get a room you two!

Oh (insert Oxford comma here) sweet baby Jesus. No. No. No.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh (insert Oxford comma here) sweet baby Jesus. No. No. No.

That's not where the Oxford comma goes!

Do I need to sit you down, open a book, and teach you?

See...there's that Oxford comma - right after book.

But, I know you know this.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Oh (insert Oxford comma here) sweet baby Jesus. No. No. No.

Mea culpa.
I acknowledge your vast superiority on all things comma.

Truce?

 

[AlwaysFara]

That's not where the Oxford comma goes!

Do I need to sit you down, open a book, and teach you?

See...there's that Oxford comma - right after book.

But, I know you know this.

He’s being snarkastic.

 

[barefootgirl69]

He’s being snarkastic.

I didn't want others to get confused, I've read too many atrocious Lit stories with poor grammar and punctuation.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I didn't want others to get confused, I've read too many atrocious Lit stories with poor grammar and punctuation.

I think I’ve authored some of them!

 

[interestedtoknow]

That's not where the Oxford comma goes!

Do I need to sit you down, open a book, and teach you?

See...there's that Oxford comma - right after book.

But, I know you know this.

I didn't want others to get confused, I've read too many atrocious Lit stories with poor grammar and punctuation.

There are different types of commas?

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's not where the Oxford comma goes!

Do I need to sit you down, open a book, and teach you?

See...there's that Oxford comma - right after book.

But, I know you know this.

I speak real good, y’all.

 

[ef_oh_ex]

Guitar players

Seriously? I played 3 fun gigs in March, and didnt see you once. Damn!

 

[jasonmason]

BoJangles Biscuits.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Really well smoked meat

 

[Jakevillines]

I have a weakness for nice thighs and port wine cheese.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Non sexual? Chocolate, Melot and pepperoni.

 

[DarkSimian]

Short, chubby, big boobs, glasses i.e the Velma

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Crispy bacon.

 

[TongueLust]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ElementarySlipperyKawala-max-1mb.gif

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

Deep conversation...

 

[AlwaysFara]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ElementarySlipperyKawala-max-1mb.gif

Me too.