What's Your Kryptonite?

witty and sarcastic.

tall and beards.

add in all around funny and im damn putty

Dammit - I’m not tall and shave. But as Meatlof says, 2 outta 3 ain’t bad.

I would describe mine but there could be impressionable minds out there (Superman fans hang on my every word)
 
Well, shit. There go my hopes and dreams. :rolleyes::(



Someone who can roll with my sarcasm.

Um. Are those linked for a reason? Are you suggesting that hookin' up with me couldn't possibly be a part of someone's hopes and/or dreams? That I'm such an unbearable prick so unworthy of love that I can have all the outlandish, unreasonable expectations I like because nobody would fucking want me anyway? Where the hell do you get off... You know what? I didn't want your sweet ass and tasty tits anyway. :mad:
 
Sarcasm? You're sarcastic?

It's a great armor.

I belong to the National Sarcasm Society.
Like we need your support!

Good, hated y'alls buttons anyways. No bumper stickers.. pssh..

Um. Are those linked for a reason? Are you suggesting that hookin' up with me couldn't possibly be a part of someone's hopes and/or dreams? That I'm such an unbearable prick so unworthy of love that I can have all the outlandish, unreasonable expectations I like because nobody would fucking want me anyway? Where the hell do you get off... You know what? I didn't want your sweet ass and tasty tits anyway. :mad:

....
And now I feel like shit. :( apologies for being misunderstood.
 
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