What's your most impossible fantasy?

[DarkLover]

By "impossible" I don't just mean "unlikely."

For example, "I wanna have sex with Lindsey Lohan (or other celebrity)" is unlikely but not truly impossible. I'm talking about things that are physically and/or scientifically impossible--such as sex with a vampire or whatever.

Here's one that I have:

My wife has a silky pair of orange panties from VS. Whenever she wears them, her ass looks like a giant peach or orange. It makes me want to get down on my knees behind her and take a bite out of her.

Like I said, impossible.

What's YOUR impossible fantasy?

DarkLover

 

[Carnevil9]

That's not literally impossible. Just a very, very bad idea!

 

[DarkLover]

That's not literally impossible. Just a very, very bad idea!

Ha, ha! Yeah, I guess it's possible. I wasn't thinking of biting to cause pain though. I was thinking of eating her alive--though not in the sexual sense.

 

[Davidson23]

My most impossible fantasy is to find some girl on an elevator, then the elevator gets stuck, and I end up deepthroating the girl.

Gotta stop using the stairs less and the elevators more.

 

[elib257]

How do you deepthroat a girl? Am I just being naive? Is that the impossibility?

 

[am295]

would it not be a girl?

 

[AgonySceneGirl]

My most impossible fantasy - getting sucked into one of those romance novels and fucking the hell out of the main charactor....dammit those novels are like porn sometimes lol

 

[DarkLover]

My most impossible fantasy - getting sucked into one of those romance novels and fucking the hell out of the main charactor....dammit those novels are like porn sometimes lol

LOL...yeah, I've heard them described as "female porngraphy."

 

[renard_ruse]

My impossible dream would be to go to bed one night and pray I would wake up the next day as a beautiful woman, but only for one day.

I would wake up and not really remember my wish at first but I would feel a lot different. I'd strech and suddenly realize I had boobs and girl parts. I'd be like wow, WTF. Then I'd remember my wish. The next thing I would do after feeling myself everywhere and fingering my clit to about three dozen orgasms would be to take a shower. I'd point the shower head at my clit, maybe even screw myself with it. Then I'd probably spend a few hours f*cking myself with various household objects. I'd take a nap I'd be so tired. Then if I woke up and was still a girl I'd go to the store, buy some sexy clothes and head to a lesbian bar for the evening. I'd pick up on a fem and take her home and do her for hours. Then at midnight I would make her leave before I turned back into a man.

Is this an impossible dream?

 

[DarkLover]

My impossible dream would be to go to bed one night and pray I would wake up the next day as a beautiful woman, but only for one day.

I would wake up and not really remember my wish at first but I would feel a lot different. I'd strech and suddenly realize I had boobs and girl parts. I'd be like wow, WTF. Then I'd remember my wish. The next thing I would do after feeling myself everywhere and fingering my clit to about three dozen orgasms would be to take a shower. I'd point the shower head at my clit, maybe even screw myself with it. Then I'd probably spend a few hours f*cking myself with various household objects. I'd take a nap I'd be so tired. Then if I woke up and was still a girl I'd go to the store, buy some sexy clothes and head to a lesbian bar for the evening. I'd pick up on a fem and take her home and do her for hours. Then at midnight I would make her leave before I turned back into a man.

Is this an impossible dream?

Yes, it's impossible. Erotic, but impossible. Just what my original question was asking.

DarkLover

 

[Colton_White]

My fantasy is that

[size=+1] I've a 14 inches huge THICK COCK! [/size]

yeah I know size doesn't matter, but i really would love to have it.
Right now my dick is just half of that 14 Inches

 

[elib257]

[size=+1] I've a 14 inches huge THICK COCK! [/size]

yeah I know size doesn't matter, but i really would love to have it.
Right now my dick is just half of that 14 Inches

Why exactly? Where would that fit?

 

[Colton_White]

just for some male-ego

Why exactly? Where would that fit?

just for some male-ego
I don't want to hurt any lady by trying to fit those 14 inches inside

its just a weird fantasy of mine. When I see lot pics of those dudes with big donkey sized dicks =I feel jeoulous that's all.

 

[Colton_White]

I read in newspaper

I read in newspaper

That Mike Tyson [boxer] has 14 Inches cock
and he was going to star in an XXX film with Jenna Jackson,

and his medical report in the court said [while he was under Rape trial] that he had 14 inches big cock. Even the victim girl conformed.

So I thought ?? Hey I Condemn that rape incident, & I respect ladies. But that 14 inches is something got into of my mind.

 

[elib257]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91lsize.phtml

 

[Colton_White]

let me post that link over here

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91lsize.phtml

plz tell what is that? Mike Tyson Trial

Prosecution.....Phil Hartman
Defense.....Mike Myers
Judge.....Susan Dey

[Image]

[ open on Mike Tyson Trial at the Indianapolis Superior Court ]

Prosecution: Your Honor, I would like the medical report on abrasions admitted as evidence.

Defense: Your Honor, I object! This is not evidence in this case. Sexual relations were consensual, and any abrasions were simply the results of my client's larger-than-average anatomy.

Prosecution: Your Honor, we've heard this ridiculous argument, and once again I must object to this line of defense. Mr. Tyson's "larger-than-average anatomy", this alleged "endowment", is unfounded and unsubstantiated!

Judge: Counsel will aproach the bench. [ Prosecution and Defense step up to the bench ] I'm afriad I have to agree wih Prosecution here.

Defense: Your Honor, my client is prepared to support this argument.

Judge: Well, if Defense is ready to present such evidence, you may proceed. But, I caution you, it had better be relevant to this case.

Defense: Thank you, your Honor. Mr. Tyson?

[ Mr. Tyson stands up, opens his jacket, and unzips his pants. With his back to the camera, we hear a loud thud, as his penis drops to the floor. The Judge is stunned by the enormous size. ]

Judge: I'll allow it. [ sips water ]

Prosecution: Your Honor, again, I object to this line of defense. We all know that size does not matter, it simply doesn't matter!

Judge: [ still looking at Tyson's enormous penis ] The relevance of size has never been determined by a U.S. Court.. therefore.. we'll allow it.

Prosecution: Your Honor, I request permission to address the impact of this new evidence with the jury.

Defense: Uh, we have no objection.

Judge: Very well. The evidence is admitted. The prosecution may address the jury.

Prosecution: [ stands before the jury, working his way through them to the right ] Ladies and gentlemen.. the judge has ordered you to consider this new.. "piece" of evidence. [ female juror sits wide-eyed, mouth agape ] How you consider it, will be up to you! [ male juror gives the "okay" sign to Tyson ] The Defense is asking you to characterize this evidence as exceptional! Larger-than-average!! But let me caution you: if we come to the concluson that size is somehow relevant, we are sending a powerful message into every home and locker room in America! [ black juror nods his head ] Let us take a moment to consider the evidence. Let's ask ourselves: what is large? Who among us is qualified to determine what is large? [ female juror in the back raises her hand slowly ] In order to judge the evidence as larger-than-average, we must first determine what is average! Six inches? Five? Let's say a man who is five-foot-ten-and-a-half and maybe.. perhaps just a smidgeon under five inches. And I'm talking about just the hair! Would that be considered average? [ female juror in front shakes her head no ] Well, certainly it would be considered adequate? [ two feamle jurors in the front look at one another, then simultaneously shake their heads no ] But is it not true, that it isn't the size, it's what you do with it? [ two female jurors again shake their heads no simultaneously ] All I'm saying, is size is not important! Believe me, I've heard this all my life! That size doesn't really matter!! It's irrelevant!!

Defense: Your Honor, I object!

Judge: Sustained.

Prosecution: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean! It's a fact! We've all heard that!

Defense: Your Honor?

Judge: Sustained.

Prosecution: Alright, then I'll rephrase it.. It doesn't take a long hose to put out a fire!

Defense: I object.

Judge: Sustained.

Prosecution: Alright.. I'm only saying, it's not the axe, it's how you swing it!

Defense: Your Honor, please.

[ Judge starts banging her gavel ]

Announcer: Coming up on Court TV, testimony from John Gotti's manicurist.

 

[lltking]

Impossible Fantasy

My impossible fantasy is having sex with my girlfriend above the clouds in the stealth flier, me flying the flier with her riding me.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

My impossible fantasy is having two boyfriends.
For some reason- this is impossible for me :/

 

[Noira]

My impossible dream would be to go to bed one night and pray I would wake up the next day as a beautiful woman, but only for one day.

I would wake up and not really remember my wish at first but I would feel a lot different. I'd strech and suddenly realize I had boobs and girl parts. I'd be like wow, WTF. Then I'd remember my wish. The next thing I would do after feeling myself everywhere and fingering my clit to about three dozen orgasms would be to take a shower. I'd point the shower head at my clit, maybe even screw myself with it. Then I'd probably spend a few hours f*cking myself with various household objects. I'd take a nap I'd be so tired. Then if I woke up and was still a girl I'd go to the store, buy some sexy clothes and head to a lesbian bar for the evening. I'd pick up on a fem and take her home and do her for hours. Then at midnight I would make her leave before I turned back into a man.

Is this an impossible dream?

Ironically, my most impossible fantasy is SO the opposite of this.

I wanna wake up as a guy. Just for one day. So I can pee standing up, that's so the first thing I want to do. And then attempt to shave. And then I want to jack off in the shower, just to see what they get out of it. To see how different it feels. And pick up a nice willing girl to have sex with--some nice straight up ordinary sex and a blow job, that'd be nice--maybe pick up a gay guy too and see what THAT'S like... heh...

And after all the sexual stuff, I'm going to go home and open pickle jars.

Without needing a FREAKING JAR OPENER AND HOT WATER.

Lots and lots of pickle jars... ahhhh...

 

[bisexualsmoker]

I'd like to get fucked by a guy who wasn't using a condom.I'd like
to feel what it's like to have all that cum shoot up inside me.I'd
like to swallow cum.I've done that before but not in a long time and
won't again.

 

[elib257]

I'd like to get fucked by a guy who wasn't using a condom.I'd like
to feel what it's like to have all that cum shoot up inside me.I'd
like to swallow cum.I've done that before but not in a long time and
won't again.

That's not impossible.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

Well I meant it's impossible for me to not use a condom now.

 

[jackechanprime]

impossible? really? darn...

fucking an angel...a full blown, like 'hey i just happened to step on the thin part of the clouds and fell out of heaven' real angel, wings, maybe magical powes (if they have them, not too familiar w/ angel mythoses) and all. deffinatly not going to happen, though... ;_;

 

[PertPerth]

Sex, penetration, without any pain. Oh, and an orgasm too. That would be great.


What some people take for granted, others fantasize about.

 

[Xenolan]

My impossible dream would be to go to bed one night and pray I would wake up the next day as a beautiful woman, but only for one day.

May I be so bold as to direct you to a story of mine about this very thing?

Right here