What's Your Next Six Word Story?

[painful_rapture]

Mythical uber dom is not amused.

 

[Wintermute01]

Über doms are like that, humourless.

 

[peedrinker21]

Munky drop duece. Leave it here.

 

[Wintermute01]

Just where is that Laura Palmer?

 

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Dancing with a midget in dreams.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

One soul divided into two bodies??

 

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what do they have in common?

A hit man and a bunny...

 

[painful_rapture]

Oh dear, no takers it seems...

Both go by the name 'Frank'.

 

[Wintermute01]

Quizzes so early, my head hurts

 

[painful_rapture]

You Kill Me and Donnie Darko.

 

[painful_rapture]

It is not so early here.

 

[Wintermute01]

Of course! Sorry I'm slow today

 

[Wintermute01]

It is not so early here.

Midnight beckons for you, nearly bedtime!

 

[painful_rapture]

I am forced to stay up.
Designated driver and all that jazz.

 

[Wintermute01]

Night owls with car keys: precious.

 

[painful_rapture]

Just a daytime creature with caffeine.

 

[Wintermute01]

With very prolific nighttime haiku skills

 

[painful_rapture]

I need to keep gears turning

 

[Wintermute01]

My gears are reluctant on Mondays

 

[painful_rapture]

A day's name does not matter.

 

[Wintermute01]

Not a name, Monday's a concept!

 

[painful_rapture]

Who says it is Monday anyway?
We take our calendars for granted.

 

[Wintermute01]

Moon's day, I blame the Scandinavians.

 

[peedrinker21]

Pee Pee. Poo Poo. Munky? You?

 

[painful_rapture]

I got dessert two days late.
He made me pay for it.