What's your Six Word Story

[Euphonic]

Secret Pleasure

Addicted to the six word thread.

 

[steve44uk]

My lasagne totally kicks ass. Word.

 

[TongueLust]

Fucking horny... yes I'm horny again.

 

[TeeTee]

A hundred ways to procrastination days.

 

[Euphonic]

Spring Time

Twittering birds flap, cherry blossoms fall.

 

[Euphonic]

Short Circuit

Can't use the Hitachi, power outtage.

 

[Euphonic]

Hey!

Keep posting until not a virgin.

 

[Euphonic]

Old School

Electrical blackout. Have to go manual.

 

[Euphonic]

Finally

Took thirty strokes, now not virginal!

 

[NaokoSmith]

MILF eating gweilo chinese in Wolverhampton.
ROFLOL!

 

[NaokoSmith]

Took thirty strokes, now not virginal!

Congratulations on your thirty stroke deflowering.

Enjoy the fruits of your achievement!

 

[FrostyZen]

Madness screams inside. Smiling outside. Broken.

 

[Mandy57]

My convincing closing argument yields conviction!

 

[TeeTee]

Oh midnight blue, where are you?

 

[Euphonic]

You're Funny

Congratulations on your thirty stroke deflowering.

Enjoy the fruits of your achievement!

Oh, you double entendre lover you!

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh, you double entendre lover you!

You can dance with my banana

 

[Euphonic]

Winter Magic

Colorful songbirds adorn nature's Christmas Tree.

 

[Euphonic]

Okay

You can dance with my banana

Thanks for the workout! Feeling sated.

 

[MichaelinChina]

MILF eating gweilo chinese in Wolverhampton.
ROFLOL!

I'm a lao wei (foreigner) wolf.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm a lao wei (foreigner) wolf.

A lone wolf in uncharted seas.

 

[TeeTee]

Sleep summons the restless soul tonight.

 

[MichaelinChina]

A lone wolf in uncharted seas.

I've seen people spell 'uncharted' 'unchartered'.

 

[TongueLust]

In my head, you're my wolf.

 

[MichaelinChina]

In my head, you're my wolf.

A wolf that's hard to tame.

 

[TongueLust]

A wolf that's hard to tame.

I don't want a tamed wolf.