What's your Six Word Story

[Fish_Tales]

Mouth to mouth is for lifesaving

 

[MichaelinChina]

Mouth to mouth is for lifesaving

Clit to clit is for lesbians.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hat Trick? The goalie's a hatrack!

Hat trick? It's cricket not football.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hat trick? It's cricket not football.

The hat trick is in ice hockey.

 

[MichaelinChina]

The hat trick is in ice hockey.

Three wickets in a row - cricket!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Three wickets in a row - cricket!

Three goals in a game - hockey.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Three goals in a game - hockey.

But three balls in a row.

 

[Handley_Page]

But three balls in a row.

Billiards: Three balls in a row

 

[NaokoSmith]

Billiards: Three balls in a row

LOL.
Brilliant! Three ball sports line-up too.

 

[MichaelinChina]

LOL.
Brilliant! Three ball sports line-up too.

Identity parade at the police station.

 

[TeeTee]

Mouth to mouth is for lifesaving

When one is drowning in booze.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I am NOT drowning, just waving.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Scuffed school shoes; polished with love.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I lost 60 moments in BST.
<sigh>

 

[MichaelinChina]

The hours tick away like minutes.

(sigh)

 

[NaokoSmith]

The hours tick away like minutes.

(sigh)

Time goes quickly when having fun.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Time goes quickly when having fun.

That came up in class today!

 

[NaokoSmith]

That came up in class today!

A classic dictum is always handy

 

[MichaelinChina]

A classic dictum is always handy

Oh I have a classic dictum.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh I have a classic dictum.

Well I usually have something handy

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well I usually have something handy

What's in your hand right now?

 

[NaokoSmith]

What's in your hand right now?

A couple of round soft balls.
It's not cricket, it's not billiards .

 

[MichaelinChina]

A couple of round soft balls.
It's not cricket, it's not billiards .

I know they're not fluffy dice!

 

[NaokoSmith]

I know they're not fluffy dice!

Perhaps they are fluffy pink mice

 

[MichaelinChina]

Perhaps they are fluffy pink mice

Fluffy pink mice; such lovely things.