What's your Six Word Story

[MichaelinChina]

Book to write; please don't die.

 

[Handley_Page]

Book to write; please don't die.

Ticket to Ride; please stay there.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I have this ticket; stay here?

 

[Handley_Page]

I have this ticket; stay here?

No thanks, the 'bus has gone.

 

[romantic_perv]

This isn't my personal six word story, but part of me wishes it was:

"Smoked pot. Got laid. Had fun."

That would be funny to put on a tombstone. I could just imagine my grandma yelling at the mortician, "No no, that can't be, there must have been some sort of mix-up!"

 

[ClydeMacGregor]

Me and Mrs. Jones, wild thing.

 

[mary_aranxia]

He approached me, as a gentleman.

 

[LiteTouch10]

Raised his hat, dropped his pants.

 

[mary_aranxia]

Although naked, he saw my BRAINS!

 

[ClydeMacGregor]

Gentlemen kiss hand before kissing lips.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Kissing the hand is quite continental!

 

[GriffinP1]

I insist Madam, one more dance.

 

[ClydeMacGregor]

Boxers, if that satisfies your curiosity.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Kissing the hand is quite continental!

Kissing the clit is my preference!

 

[steve44uk]

Kissing the clit is my preference!

Don't beat around the bush... <snerk>

 

[MichaelinChina]

Don't beat around the bush... <snerk>

<snerk> all you like my man! Gday Steve

 

[NaokoSmith]

<snerk> all you like my man! Gday Steve

French kiss? Unless Steve's topiary appeals. <snerk>

 

[steve44uk]

French kiss? Unless Steve's topiary appeals. <snerk>

I'm untrimmed, I'll have you know...

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm untrimmed, I'll have you know...

Addressing me or Michael, Green Arrow?

 

[steve44uk]

Addressing me or Michael, Green Arrow?

Just putting it out there, y'know?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Addressing me or Michael, Green Arrow?

I really don't want to knowkiss: for you)

 

[oggbashan]

I am. She is. We are.

(After Richard Burton's The Greatest Poem in the English Language.)

 

[MichaelinChina]

I love women; so does she.

 

[oggbashan]

Beatrice, Benedict, lovers despite each other.

 

[sheablue]

Take a breath. Then turn away.