What's your superpower?

[midwestyankee]

sorry, at your core i do not sense evil, although it is clouded by mischief and some bullheadedness.

Perhaps "clouded by mischief" wouldn't warrant a full drowning, but a strong torrent might dampen the bullheadedness.

 

[neci]

Perhaps "clouded by mischief" wouldn't warrant a full drowning, but a strong torrent might dampen the bullheadedness.

hold on! i need to find Netzach and use her Bullshit Detector!

 

[midwestyankee]

hold on! i need to find Netzach and use her Bullshit Detector!

No sweat. She knows me well enough to not even need her vaunted BS detector powers.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I can move my eyeballs independently of one another. It freaks people out quite thoroughly. So I could shout, "Hey, lookit this!" and do the freaky eye trick, and then someone else can thwart the evil while it's busy being grossed out.

I can also spell words end-to-end. First letter, last letter, second letter, second-to-last and so on. Example: fellatio would be f-o-e-i-l-t-l-a. I can lull our enemies into deep ennui with this particular superpower.

 

[graceanne]

I am Bullshit Detector.

*pats hand* Bless your heart.

 

[CurlyKat]

Woo hoo! I get to wear a cape!

 

[unregistered]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I can wiggle my ears.

The Astounding Aural Goddess!

"Follow through"
Big things or little things, it doesn't matter. Once I say I'm going to do something, I do it to the best of my ability.

The Mighty Relia-girl!

I have an inhumanly sensitive nose - people have called it dog-like in its ability to detect really really subtle smells.

It's more of a curse than a blessing, as faint bad smells, to me, are head-swimmingly overwhelming. Twas awful when I had to commute on crowded underground trains in London in the summer.

The Incredible Odorette!

I am Bullshit Detector.

Fear the wrath of Bullshit Detector!

There is no way to improve on this monicker.

I build rapport quickly. In various positions I've often been selected to have the truly difficult conversations with parents/clients/members/what have you.

Looks like a job for Goodcop!

I can move my eyeballs independently of one another. It freaks people out quite thoroughly. So I could shout, "Hey, lookit this!" and do the freaky eye trick, and then someone else can thwart the evil while it's busy being grossed out.

I can also spell words end-to-end. First letter, last letter, second letter, second-to-last and so on. Example: fellatio would be f-o-e-i-l-t-l-a. I can lull our enemies into deep ennui with this particular superpower.

Beware...the punishing Pupil!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Gas?

Oh, I should also mention that I can fly, move objects with my mind, breathe underwater and shoot laser beams from my eyes...but the bagpipe power is the one that impresses people the most, so I go with that as my signature power.

Okay. How about Aerophoenix?

Bag Hag?

Pipe-ette?

And didn't you used to be the fearsome Curling Girl?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

God save the sheets!

Geyser Girl! We have urgent business at my Fortress of Solitude!

i'm still waiting on Your superhero...

I am skilled at creating metaphors and similes. As a boy, I was exposed to dangerous levels of radioactive comparisodium. I suddenly found that I could fire pulses of analogous death from my eyes. Ever since that day, I learned that with mild power comes mild responsibility.

I am Captain Metaphor!

 

[chy_girl]

The Astounding Aural Goddess!

Thank you, Captain Metaphor!
Although, all things considered, I'd much rather be an Oral Goddess.

 

[Cattypuss]

The Incredible Odorette!

Suddenly I feel like Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs

 

[redgiantuk]

Mr Moan...or Captain Complainer