When Ali meets Appy...

[asian_princess]

i will never
ever
never
breathe a word
just like that BJORK song(its all so quite..shhh shhhh)

*hangs a sugar swan around ali's head*

i missssssssssss you.

appy is jumping into a pool of gin soaked lychees! come play! bring sushi!...and men!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*hangs a sugar swan around ali's head*

i missssssssssss you.

appy is jumping into a pool of gin soaked lychees! come play! bring sushi!...and men!

APPPYYYYY
thank you muches for my lurvely swan


ali gots sushi
and wot's that?men you ask for?
mmmmm,,,,any thing in mind?
(munching a lychee)

 

[asian_princess]

appy is a happy lil munchkin.

freaking out, crazy lunatic, out of her mind, making stupidly wild decisions and obsessing about them, to the point of rocking back and forth in a little corner muttering, what the fuck am i doing over and over a la leonardo dicaprio a la howard hughes.

but happy.

if not, munchkiness.

*freaks out and shakes ali*

what am i doing?????????


*calms down after her freak out*

so how are you babe?

 

[southerntierguy]

Whatever happened to these two? Did they move in together and have sequestered themselves somewhere?

 

[asian_princess]

Whatever happened to these two? Did they move in together and have sequestered themselves somewhere?

I hear they started a cult.

It's pretty much centered around 24/7 nudiness and howling at the moon in gin inspired sushi sacrifices to the goddess mother of ice cream.

Membership is open to all and the fee is a tub of Ben and Jerry's.

 

[asian_princess]

*jumps into a huge tub of B&J's*

ALI! come help me lean uppppppp.. I's dirrrrrrrrrty!!!

i'm back. and i missed you my lil sex wenchikins

 

[omahaman2]

I hear they started a cult.

It's pretty much centered around 24/7 nudiness and howling at the moon in gin inspired sushi sacrifices to the goddess mother of ice cream.

Membership is open to all and the fee is a tub of Ben and Jerry's.

http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chunky_monkey.gif

 

[asian_princess]

http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chunky_monkey.gif

*hands Omaomaoma a membership card*

leave your clothes by the door and let the howling begin!!!!!!!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*jumps into a huge tub of B&J's*

ALI! come help me lean uppppppp.. I's dirrrrrrrrrty!!!

i'm back. and i missed you my lil sex wenchikins

miss you
and lookee here,,,whats in my freezer?
mmmm......cherry garcia...
damn maybe i shoulda given up Ice Cream for Lent,,,(lol)

 

[asian_princess]

miss you
and lookee here,,,whats in my freezer?
mmmm......cherry garcia...
damn maybe i shoulda given up Ice Cream for Lent,,,(lol)

haha bettr icecreaam than somethig else.

*sigh* oh ali.

Appy needs an ali hug.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

haha bettr icecreaam than somethig else.

*sigh* oh ali.

Appy needs an ali hug.

huugggssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hugs for ali and appy. also.

 

[asian_princess]

huugggssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

teehee! appy giggling at ali's AV!!

*chopstick feeds ali some sushi and pours some Gin on the rocks*

party time!


how've ya been babe...i've been so worried about you..

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

teehee! appy giggling at ali's AV!!

*chopstick feeds ali some sushi and pours some Gin on the rocks*

party time!


how've ya been babe...i've been so worried about you..

thinking about you too,,,,get up with me s'il vous plait,,,,xoxoxooxxoxoxooxox

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

get your ASS(giggle)over here right now
lickybums......

 

[asian_princess]

dude.

i am suffering from a severe case of Monday sucks like a motherfucker-itis.

a good tongue thrashing would cure that

 

[asian_princess]

ALIKINS!

*leaves a trail of itty bitty lil glace fruits for ali leading all the way to the CHAMPAGNE BATH i've made for her*

quick! get in! it's my brand new version of a bubble bath just for you and me! *dives in*

ooh! tipsy already! and you know what happens when Appy gets drunk

...damn i wish i could b reath under water

 

[asian_princess]

oh! lol omg.

okay!

*bright light over appy's halo'd head*

Appy just figured out why she was totally gwumpy and a total bitch to one and all today! and appy doesn't mean just her normal wonderful bitchy self.

cos today is the day she was SUPPOSED to come home from her US holiday!!
so instead of playing in the heavenly cold US of A she's been back here and working for two weeks already!!

omg.

and its even worse than i thought.

all the tv i could've watched...

that's like...2 episodes of Heroes and Lost and and!...
*furrows brow and smoke appears from top of head*
... over 330 hours of MythBusters!!!!! think of the knowledge i've missed out on!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so dumb compared to the Appy in the parallel universe who stayed in the US...*cups hands trying to hold back all the knowledge she could've gained*

grumpifying reason indeed!! I'm surprised i wasn't even more of a bitch today... oh well, there's always tomorrow.

plus not having Ali to boot...what's a poor girl to do

oh well. least i got a killer tan... anyone wanna play..."who's got the weirdest tan line??" it scared even my tattoo guy and he's no wimp, his peepee ain't even skin colour no more

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

APPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYY
shitty day yesterday.....we shouldla had a gin and sushi fest,,,,mmmmm,,,soon enough though innit?

 

[asian_princess]

APPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYY
shitty day yesterday.....we shouldla had a gin and sushi fest,,,,mmmmm,,,soon enough though innit?

alialialikins!
my sexy lil wench, we shall drape ourselves over those half couch half bed things covered in egyptian cotton and have delicious men of european descent and accent feeding us sushi and gin soaked lychees and double extra dry gin martini with raspberries.




then roger us silly

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

alialialikins!
my sexy lil wench, we shall drape ourselves over those half couch half bed things covered in egyptian cotton and have delicious men of european descent and accent feeding us sushi and gin soaked lychees and double extra dry gin martini with raspberries.




then roger us silly

aye
i agree wif you luv,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and perhaps I know JUST where to find that
yahoo me when you can bunnykins

 

[asian_princess]

aye
i agree wif you luv,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and perhaps I know JUST where to find that
yahoo me when you can bunnykins

*nuzzles ali*

should we work on our houseplan for our bachelorette pad??

we need all padded rooms and a band room for our angry chick retro punk!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*nuzzles ali*

should we work on our houseplan for our bachelorette pad??

we need all padded rooms and a band room for our angry chick retro punk!

and no one can dance wiv me like you can bunnykins
lets dance in our underwear

 

[asian_princess]

and no one can dance wiv me like you can bunnykins
lets dance in our underwear

! oh! in that case... *runs off to put some on*

*puts some ramones on*

you KNOW we need to be sedated babe.

*shakes her tail feather wiv alikins...sculling straight from the gin bottle...handing it over to Ali*

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

! oh! in that case... *runs off to put some on*

*puts some ramones on*

you KNOW we need to be sedated babe.

*shakes her tail feather wiv alikins...sculling straight from the gin bottle...handing it over to Ali*

you always KNOW wot im in the moof for
le sighh

appy,,,the ramones and gin

does the pink panty dance