When does a date begin?

[parodyluvr75]

When I start getting ready before my date arrives. I preen.

 

[Noor]

When I start getting ready before my date arrives. I preen.

Of course you preen

A date begins when you start getting excited about it, unlike life which begins at birth.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[parodyluvr75]

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Are you trying to bait me with fruit? You know what birds like.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Of course you preen

A date begins when you start getting excited about it, unlike life which begins at birth.

I agree, the beginning is getting excited about it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Pick you up at 6.30?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

12:01 am.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Pick you up at 6.30?

It's a date.

 

[parodyluvr75]

12:01 am.

That's a late dinner.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Which date?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Which date?

Whichever one you want.

 

[Que]

When the Sun is over the yardarm.

 

[lovetoread]

This is why I don't date.

Cant take the stress of the thought of what a date entitles.

 

[nowisthetime]

Bunny and I had a date set for tomorrow to cure him of his aversion to chocolate.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This is why I don't date.

Cant take the stress of the thought of what a date entitles.

Stress? You don't like the preening? I don't believe it. And any man not appreciative of you all gussied up, unworthy.

Bunny and I had a date set for tomorrow to cure him of his aversion to chocolate.

If he's a chocolate bunny, his aversion might be to teeth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

When the Sun is over the yardarm.

You take your dates on a boat? What if they get seasick?

 

[Saint Peter]

When the panties hit the floor.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

60 seconds after 23:59...

 

[Saint Peter]

Not your panties.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Get a room, you two.

 

[Saint Peter]

I would rather date my sister.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I would rather date my sister.

Why? Did she put out on the second date?

 

[Saint Peter]

Why? Did she put out on the second date?

She has a bigger cock.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who doesn't have a bigger cock than you?

 

[Saint Peter]

Who doesn't have a bigger cock than you?

Other than the KU football team?